Heather is great Lets all stop and think for a moment about how great it really is... it stops tanks... it is stronger than razor wire and deadlier than an electric fence it can knock a gate through, and cause extreme head trauma it's pretty to look at and smells nice it's from super, spectacular scotland, where all the happy friendly people live...alongside weirdoes and psychopaths... that is why heather is great by JOsie aged 6 and a half
yeay for scotland ,and its lovely inhibatants ie,me. did you know that heather covers the whole planet while we sleep in order to gather information about human technology so that it can rise up against the rule of the photosynthesizing baby turtles and save us from impending doom? of couse most people dont know nor want to know as they are ignorant and weak, but u ,o prophet, i can tell will spread the word of the heathers couragous and hidden glory. may the force be with you ,o wise and honourable one. just remember , the secret of the turtle's downfall is...........aaaaaaagggh,noooooo, they have come,the day of doom is here!!AaaaaaaaGGggggghhhhhh *grasps at the keyboard in one final attempt of defeating the evil manace that threatens her life....all goes black*
im speaking to you from the den of the baby turles ie, aberdeenshire- not aberdeen. i live in a small village west of aberdeen,drumoak. and as much as i love the area where i live theres not exactly a lot to do!!! so if you think that edinb' is dull i would strongly advise you not to travel north, unless of course u wanna visit our tourist attractions- "the river", "the bench" or of course our personal favourite "the park" complete with round-a-bout and single swing> must dash or i shall miss my lift to far more remote area of countryside hosting free house peace,hugs and happy thoughts lenore.
I'll swop with you then...you can come and live in Preston (where there is quite a lot of things to do) and I shall go live closer to Aberdeen! Sounds a jolly good plan to me!
wheres preston? and does it have a river? iwarn you now that our flat rock by the river has a tendency to be taken over by city folks who think that a fenced in area of land is "the country" in the summer,and that neds hang about the park in the evrnings. nice view though *cheesey smile* y u wanna move near aberdeen anyways? guy in shed- i am but humble star gazer , dreaming of the day when the heathers secret glory will be recognized and celebrated, until that day ,my friend , our fait is uncertain......
i found out who you are, is nothing sacred anymore? my life is changed yet again. This and np apparently coming back......woop-dee fucking do.
There are certain people called Heather.....who may give certain people an immense inferiority complex.....
no, and i feel bad for it, cos i know you do, but i just can't accept her, never have, never will.......*wanders off into darkness*
