Yah,this.is.for.you.guys. Once.upon.a.time(not.too.long.ago.)there.lived.a.group.of.wild.ape.like.men.going.by.the.name.of.Bandaloop(but.they.sure.didnt.call.themselves.that)and.they.resided.in.caves.atop.The.Mountain. At.the.bottom.of.Thy.Mountain.there.lived.the.Gumbalas.whose.were.a.group.of.Sadhus.from.India;faithful.devotees.to.Lord.Krishna,whom.spent.most.of.their.days.taking.chillum.hits,tunin.in.wth.the.divine,and.scrubbing.eachothers.backs. And.on.THAT.side.of.The.Mountain.lived.Buddhist.Monks.in.red.robes.and.quiet.minds.and.they.would.spend.all.their.lives.in.Meditation.mushing.together.with.the.trees.and.things. ............................................ So,one.day.Bhaganda.Rani.(one.of.the.uh.young.Sadhus).was.walking.along.The.Sand.Path.contemplating.the.rocks.and.such.and.his.mind.was.talking.to.his.mind.and.saying: *The.world.is.round,existance.can.be.rearranged.A.man.can.be.many.things.I.am.special.and.free.And.the.world.is.round.round.round* And.his.face.was.smiling.and.his.eyes.were.seeing. And.he.kept.walking.and.saw.an.Angel.And.he.knew.it.was.true. And.she.was.the.most.beautiful.thing.he.had.ever.seen,and.he.knew.that.he.loved.her.And.he.kept.walking.And.she.saw.him.and.he.became.a.God,a.God.of.love.ready.to.embrace.her.with.TOTAL.COMPASSIONat.any.time.and.he.knew.this.and.she.knew.this.And.he.kept.walking.and.then.he.was.infront.of.her.saying: *If.being.alive.is.not.a.virtue,then.there.is.little.virtue.in.virtue,that.is.what.I.say.* And.then.she.said: *You.are.beautiful.and.I.do.love.you,but.it.is.going.to.be.your.kiss.which.steals.my.heart,not.your.words.* Bhaganda.Rani.knew.that.as.much.as.he.wanted.to.be.ready.to.express.his.complete.love.to.Angel.through.the.ol.kiss,he.was.not.He.knew.that.it.would.take.much.time.And.he.knew.that.he.would.know.when.it.was.the.right.time.to.return. So.he.kept.walking.and.started.talking.to.himself.again,like: *I.seek.guidance.I.am.guidance.* And.his.feet.walked.him.upto.Thy.Mountain.and.into.his.hut.where.his.brothers.were.trimming.their.plants. And.he.said: *I.need.guidance,or.assistance.rather.In.the.stealing.of.an.Angels.heart.* And.his.brothers.all.made.the.SHHHHH!.sound.simultaneously.before.packing.some.of.their.plants.beautiful.bud.into.one.of.their.clay.chillums.to.pass.it.to.their.guidance.seeking.brother. So.he.sat.there.cross.legged.and.one.of.his.brothers.fired.up.a.match.He.inhaled.deeply,visualizing.sucking.in.as.much.light.and.vitality.as.possible.and.then.deeply.breathing.out,visualiziing.all.the.dull.staleness.leaving.his.body.He.proceeded.to.do.8.of.these.After.doing.so.he.sat.in.contemplation.for.a.few.moments.And: Immediately.he.knew.what.to.do! ................................ So,Bhaganda.Rani.was.walking.down.The.Mountain.one.day.when.he.saw.the.Angel.And.she.was.beautiful.like.flowers. And.she.looked.at.him.and.he.became.a.God,like.the.flowers.And.they.both.felt.complete.love. And.he.kept.walking.until.he.found.himself.standing.infront.of.an.angel.and.his.mouth.going: *I.love.you!* And.his.feet.would.move.him.closer.and.his.hands.would.hold.her.tiny.face.And.his.entire.being.would.kiss.her! When.he.kissed.her,he.stole.her.heart! And.they.were.in.complete.love. Forever,and.ever.and.ever.and.ever.and.ever. And.ever.and.ever. And.ever .....
There doesn't seem to be any point to the story. Why wasn't he ready the first time? Did he need to be stoned? And what happened after the kiss? It held my interest, until the end where I saw it didn't really go anywhere. And why do the lines run off the page, so you need to scroll over to read them?