A Sneeze

I'm trying to get my new saying caught on throughout the world.

Instead of saying "Bless you" or "God Bless you" when someone sneezes...you should instead say "Buddha bless". Or maybe "Allah bless"?

On second thought, maybe you should ask first what religion they are...

LOL

 

Did you think this thru well before posting it?

 

random thoughts are as a rule not well thought out...

 

I'd say something "Non denomiational"..Like..

"Thank you for spraying me with snot!"

 

and i usually just say bless you when it looks like they're expecting a reaction. perhaps i should just ask if they need a tissue.

 

I'm gonna start saying Superphantasmagoria when people sneeze.

 

why dont you just say "bless you". its alot easier, and you dont have to think about the other person's religious affiliation

 

could just say "get the fuck away from me."

 

LOL LOL LOL LOL I will use that one. Thanks!
So you really do care!

 

i do my best for the health and welfare of the human race.

 

i just say gesundheit, cuz it's cool and I used to be in german class, back in high school

 

so what's it mean? i've always wondered.

 

basically just "good health"... probably meant more back when it first was around but it's boiled down to good health now

 

ah. that whole "god bless you" thing is just superstition anyway. i tend to forget to say it, and sometimes people get really pissed off and tell you you're impolite. that's crap.

 

omg, sneezing hurts so bad with this damn cold I have. ARRRRG I hate being sick. aright, imma stop whining any minute now

 

its all an old wives tale

 

when i sneeze, pains shoot down my arms
which really sucks since im sick. fuck i hate being sick. it almost ruined my roadtrip

 

for me, feels like hte back of my throat is burning and my ribs are sore and achy. Yay sickness, er.... crap, must be something in the Canadian water or somethin

 

how bout "You Are Soooooooo Good Lookin'"
Seinfeld anyone?
maybe not.
hehe