You'll throw a bag of chips into your titties? I need to see pictures of the merchandise. I've been conned before, and it's not going to happen again.
NO, there is always another alternative...really. The ONLY outrageous thing that I would consider doing for money is stripping, but I would not do extras.
David Coperfield, Grate Expectations, Knickerless Nickleby - all classics! And for those of you who don't know what I'm on about, you're all a load of uncultured numpties!