a sale of two titties

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by showmet, Jul 27, 2005.

  1. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    OK I just wanted to write that thread title but since I'm here I suppose I ought to make this a poll:rolleyes:
     
  2. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

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    hehe no i wouldnt..

    but why are you selling your titties? do you not like them anymore?
     
  3. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    I'll throw in a bag of chips ... go on!
     
  4. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

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    to buy your titties or be a prostitute?
     
  5. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    You'll throw a bag of chips into your titties?

    I need to see pictures of the merchandise. I've been conned before, and it's not going to happen again.
     
  6. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    A-sale-of-two-titties.....What-a-good-title-for-a-sequel...I'd-read-it!
     
  7. PIXIEFIED

    PIXIEFIED Member

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    what sort of crisps?
     
  8. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    How about the other great works of Edmund Wells?
     
  9. HappyHippySoldierBoy

    HappyHippySoldierBoy Banned

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    How much for just the one, and what kind of warrenty comes with it?
     
  10. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    NO, there is always another alternative...really. The ONLY outrageous thing that I would consider doing for money is stripping, but I would not do extras.
     
  11. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    if anyone were daft enough to want to pay me.....
     
  12. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    David Coperfield, Grate Expectations, Knickerless Nickleby - all classics!

    And for those of you who don't know what I'm on about, you're all a load of uncultured numpties!
     
  13. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

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    Don't sell your dignity ... just sign on the dole ... chavs seem to live very well from it!
     
  14. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    Can you prostitute (?) within marriage ?
     
  15. sprout

    sprout DeadHead

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    The title is fantastic. ~~
     
  16. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    FFS It's Monty Python, nothing new at all1
     
  17. sprout

    sprout DeadHead

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    I love Monty Python but never heard of that....




    Makes perfect sense though..
     
  18. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    Edmund Wells! The Book shop!

    Ethel the aadvark goes quantity surveying!
     
  19. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Not forgetting Charles Dikkens the well known Dutch author...:)
     
  20. evilgandalf

    evilgandalf Member

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    i don't care just show me the titties!!!!!!!
     
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