A riddle for you

You might have heard it already

A man was found dead in the middle of a field and there was an unopend package by the side of him. How did he die?

 

we allowed questions?

 

he sent a package to his fiancee. he was a travelin salesman. they were to be married on october 17nth . postal sent it back sayin no one lived there. damn adhd.

 

Huh?

 

they dropped it from a plane and it hit his head

 

The same way everyone else does- when their heart and brain give out?


:errrrrm:

 

^ no tooo obvious

 

ask away but not much i can tell you, apart from it's just him and this unopened package, in the field...nothing else

 

i'll leave it on for a week and if nobody gets the answer, i will tell you then

 

fuck that occams razor. unopend brick like person said.sides im drunk cant stand a tease.

 

pm me

 

A whole week? I won't remember to check back.

 

ok, i'll leave it a couple of days

 

i would but not set up to pm, not quite sure how to do it

 

right, don't know what time it is where you are but i will post the answer tonight before i go to bed....is that ok with you?

 

are there no more guesses?

 

of frustration because he couldn't get the damd thing open.

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lol... that's a good guess but not right, do you all want the answer? then i can think of some more

 

yessssssssssssssss

 

ok, it's easy really, you'll probably think errrrgggggg, is THAT it!

the answer is... the unopened package was his parachute