a rap I wrote

Well that's good to know!

 

yes.. (good she didn't ask about the rape part)

 

Don't even want to go there!

 

shit man, did I type that out loud?

 

Yes, you most certainly did!

 

ohh, roofie cocktail?

 

Roofie cocktail? Is this another one of those slang terms that I don't get? I'm starting to feel old, I swear.

 

haha
it's a joke, started in Family Guy, the pervert orders girls "roofie cocktails"

 

Oh okay. I think.

 

hurry up and drink

 

If you're talking alcohol, all I have to drink here is beer and I don't want beer. So no, no drink.

 

oaky, fine just take this pill *gives you a pill*

 

No, I don't like pills.

 

well.. have you ever smelled chloroform?

 

No, can't say that I have.

 

take a sniff it *pretends to smell* smells really good *accidently really sniffed it, drops to the ground*

 

Well alright.

 

*is too unconcious to answer*

 

duck u really suck u really need ta stop rhymen....
cause u'll neva reach the top like fat people rock climbin
that shit sucked worse than anything ever sucked before.....
them rhymes is tired like some dude who just fucked 3 whores

 

its great...(but do u want to know the truth?)