a rap I wrote

our assignment in World Cultures today was basically "be quiet", so I wrote a rap

I like pie
we all gotta die
but that's just fine
cause I got mine

I got apple and cherry
pumpkin and berry
I'd give you a slice
but I ain't that nice

so give me pie crust
and a little fillin
I'll bake it in the oven
stick it in the fridge for a lil chillin

borrow your whipped cream
to put on top
then I gunna use
every last drop
cause I don't give a fuck
no, I ain't like that
I'm just tryin' to eat pie
till I get all fat


copyright "Duck", bitches

 

Haha, cute!

 

They let you drop the f-bomb in your high school assignment?

 

nah, wasn't for school
and I did, really?
shit, I thought it was clean

 

Very creative Mr. Duck

 

Oh I'm sorry, I thought for a minute that you said it was your assignment in World Cultures today was to write a rap.

And I can spot a swear word a mile away. Mommy radar.

 

haha

 

wow. sounds like the next #1....

 

I think I'm gonan make it into an actual song, then wig out my myspace and put it on there

 

well good luck with that, then!

 

So what's your favorite type of pie, Duck?

I think I'd have to go with apple or strawberry myself. Then again, butterscotch is some really good stuff. Oh what the heck, I can't decide.

 

umm.. iunno, I'm not all that into pie

I guess pumpkin, or apple, or chocolate, or lemon marange, or cherry, hmm.. maybe I am into pie

 

See I figured since you wrote a rap about pie that you were a really big fan of it.

 

haha, I guess so maybe
but I also wrote a rap about rape and murder, am I a big fan of that too??

 

very cute rap.

 

Oh dear, I would certainly hope not.

 

very cute rap.

 

I would like to know your address

 

Why? So you can come kill me?

 

umm... no... uhh.. of course not