A quick tip for weed smokers

Drinking insane amounts of water or other liquids wont clean your system of THC it will only dilute your piss, so don't bother drinking loads of water weeks ahead of a scheduled test it will just cause you to be bloated and feel shitty. Start drinkin lots of water maybe five or six hours before the test, and take vitamin B to color your piss (not sure how far in advance or how much to take but I know it does the trick....) look it up on erowid. All liquid detox products for weed smokers are, as far as I can tell, no more efficient than water. they dilute your piss but don't remove the THC. Why do you think they always say "Take one hour before your test". If they really "Cleaned" your system why would it matter how far before the test you took it? Save ya money just drink water or a dirutic (fuck I know I spelled it horribly wrong but it means something that makes you piss alot, such as cranberry juice or a beverage with caffiene in it.) It wont clean ya but it will dilute you. THC is fat soluble not water soluble. Also with meth or other water soluble shit I imagine drinking alot will clena your system out faster, but THC is not water soluble! Exercise may work to clean you out faster however. also THC use can be detected up to twelve weeks in heavy users but if you have been clean for a while and then smoke weed on one occasion (less than two joints of it I believe with in one day) you should be pissing clean with in two or three days.

all of this shit is takin off erowid so look it up if you don't believe me, although I did write it myself i researched the shit out of erowid on drug tests, specifically in regards to weed, (I smoked weed on tuesday and need to get clean pretty soon or go to rehab for like a fuckin year [what a great government fuck probation] so I read up on it.)

HOPE THIS HELPED.

 

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i think ibuprofen, or aspirin, causes a false positive for thc.

 

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no im pretty sure he means what he means. way to look all doofy
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/false-positives.htm

 

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Well if you really want to get weed out of your system all you have to do is exercise (this is for drug screenings, i guess theres all sorts of different tests, this is the most common one since its the cheapest i believe). When i got busted and had to go to rehab there was a girl there that was like sober for a couple of weeks and was still testing positive for THC. The rehab guys there told her in order to get it out of her system all she had to do was drink plenty of fluids and exercise (suggested running i think) and it worked for her. Another guy i talked to at school that went to rehab and was going 5 days a week and was tested every day. He said in order for him to still be able to smoke without testing positive was he would smoke as much as he wanted friday and after he was done smoking he would keep drinking as much water as he could until monday and he would pass his tests everytime.

 

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i dont know if you really need to color your urine at all. If the people that are testing you give you shit about your piss being clear just tell them to fuck off and it isnt your fault you like to be healthy and drink lots of water. I drink tons of water mainly cause its good for and when i was drug tested my piss was always clear as water and they never said anything to me about it. so i wouldnt worry about the color.

 

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why would they care if it was diluted or not? i mean, what're they gonna do about it anyways?

 

Piss testing employees is a form of legal molestation.

 

water does help remove thc but indirectly. when your fat cells release the thc it goes to the blood steam and must be cleaned out for more thc to enter the blood stream...pissing alot help clean the blood alot more so helping cleaning the thc. besides water it good for you when you have to work your but off to run that 8 miles or what ever you want to run. next best thing would be to quit smoking weed and pick up an easier to "clean" drug till you don't have to take piss test all the time. also to add to that there are lots of legal things that are great till you are probation free. ie alcohol, salvia, triple c's (maybe), nutmeg (umm not so sure it is all that great tbh) ther are proably others i'm sure....


if the test is dilute they can void the test and test you agian later, or suspect you and test only you more often, or fire you for some bs reason (happened to a guy that worked with my dad) not fair but that's a part of life

 

multi vitamines help too...I think it's because the fat soliable vitamines help "push" out the thc a little...also eat lots of greese and oils before the test so it'll asorbe some of the thc. On the same idea eat as little fat as posable the week b4 the test to help flush out the thc.

 

Smoke meth.

:hysterica

 

^^i definitely wouldn't recommend that or nutmeg (gross, not worth it). dxm or a bottle of your favorite alcohol would be a better idea...

 

i remember around my area everyone always assumed that lsd was traceable only by spinal tap...but prior to doing about 7 hits a piece with my dude one time who had a drug test for a job the next day we were checking up if you could drug test for lsd and erowid learned us that it can be detected as long as a week or so i guess with the high doses we were takin...

not many safe drugs to take in exchange prior to drug tests.
dxm shows up as like meth and stuff like that on drug tests i heard of that atleast.

night guys

 

^salvia is still legal so they don't test for it

 

Some states its illegal so they might test some places there.

 

Erowid says there is no known test for salvia. I know I smoke alot of it and I get drug tested regularly for my probation and I come up clean.