A Poll: Should I Storm the Castle? Or just take a dump on the drawbridge.

Hi,

I have a chance to dethrone an evil yuppy princess who's been fucking with the woodfolk (the working homeless) in my forest for some time now (she's got a habit of screwing people over on their pay).



Should I set the dragons (the building inspecter, the labor board, and the EPA) on her ass?



Or just fuck with her head until I feel she's learned her lesson.



I'll leave it up to you.

(bearing in mind I'm probably just going to chose whichever option seems like the most fun to me).

 

Why dont you just drop a bo on her face? That always gets a good laugh

 

Masturbate on her Jesus.

 

nah, I'm going for a renisance theme here.

 

She'd probably take it as a come on

 

If you can't beat them... join them.

If you can't join them... beat off.

 

If you can't beat em, join em.
Then beat em.

 

HeHe,


The hour is late,
There's dragons at the gate,
And there they sit and wait,
For me...
To ring the dinner bell.

 

Or beat off, which I would rather do... gives me more pleasure than beating someone.

 

then drop a, erm, most highest lashing upno thine faceth of thouest enemy? fuck that just earth the whore. woah did I just say that? Or am I pretending?

 

I'm not sure, becuae I'm not sure whatcha said.

 

Well then you have no business earthing whores, so quit while you are ahead and download a song called Latin Simone Que Pasa Contigo and just be happy with the life Allah has given you

 

I was gonna do that anyway.

thing is; I have a responsibility to the other woodfolk.

*pulls out plastic ranger sword. Lord of the Rings theme plays on some distant ghazoo...*

 

Blessed be Jah.

 

...and anyone who posts in one of my threads.

 

...and Mesopotamia.

 

Why do you hate yuppies? I mean not "why do people hate them" I mean "why do you"? Or is it just this one?

 

That's where all the trouble started.

 

Nay my friend.

I don't hate them. I want to educate them.

 

People hate Yuppies because they murder people to the sweet sounds of Huey Lewis and the News.