a nice cold shower

Tape it and then play it for them over breakfast. Make sure she isn't chewing so she can hear how obnoxious she is.

 

Just exactly how much tonnage does she displace?
Could be pain you're hearing...

 

the thing about her is..well she probably was born in a barn...she's from a village of 500 people down by west virginia, her grandmother is about 45 years old, that kind of thing

if it was pain, I'd expect to see her come downstairs with a leg sawed off its so loud.

she must be the horniest girl on the planet, she couldn't even tone it down if she wanted to apparantly, not even at someon elses house with their roomates just outside the door

 

I would be so grossed out if I heard my brother moaning in ecstacy...

 

my brother is the grossest part, this low sickening moan

and his room is trashed, the sheets probably haven't been washed in 6 months

he offered us their bed, and we declined

 

Good idea.... It might still be wet...

 

*blech* Nasty!