Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jerry420, Jun 2, 2006.
to wake my dumb ass up
I was in the pool!
i haven't taken a shower, but i did want to kill my brothers girlfriend
i havent showered since tuesday nite. sniff sniff. its kinda cool!
Until Yesterday I Hadn't Showered in Almost 3 Weeks...
because everything she does is loud, plus she is pretty fat because of constant loud eating. I was on the phone for a meeting, and she picked that exact moment to start packing her things into crinkly plastic bags...
her and my brother will be gone soon enough thoough I guess. Strange how brothers can have such different tastes
Sniff Sniff. mmmmmm
Yeah, my sister and I are a lot alike in many ways, but we definitely have different tastes in guys.
omg I would have to smack a bitch..
Jules has plastic covers on his pillows...they sound like he's sleeping on bags of chips...
she is staying with us until they move next thursday, last night she busted out some chips and dip, protected them like they were gold, and then put them away in a hiding place
She hoarded them away just like a squirrel!
she did, and because of that when I was hungry later, i did not feel bad about stealing some.
You know when someone is too predictable how it can be annoying...well I know that 4 minutes after she enters, her and my brother will be leaving to get some food....for some reason I still ask where they are going everytime.
My wife hates her and I used to defend her, but now I am seeing why
Ahhh, so you found her secret hiding place and ate some of her chips and dip afterall!
Loud eating sux as does loud most anything...
a cold shower will shrink up your junk.
Haha.... Were they pirate treasure?
You should throw peanuts at her...
oh and another thing...they fuck SOOOOooooo loud that you have to turn the tv up to cover it.
she sceams, my brother moans like I didn't think most guys did. I even told him and he was embarrassed, but then the next night crekcreekcrekkOHHHoOOOOhhcrecreekcreek
Hehehe, oh man, that's too much!
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