Trans 'vegan cult leader' arrested after being connected to SIX deaths its like the rights worst nightmare... but seriously another cult in the news, shades of manson updated for the 21st century?
Well, I mean scientology and unarians are still going on. Probably a couple of other cults too. And militant vegans do get very full of themselves, try to pimp it like its a religion, will deny science and facts, and will harass people who left for health reasons. So this does not surprise me in the least. ETA: The zizzians, I'm pretty sure I've heard of them.
In my mind, I'm creating a pantheon to join his noodliness. There is also the Fabulous Fettucini Monster, and the Ravenous Rigatoni Monster. I'm trying to think of names for Macaroni and Penne.
"Hail Marinara!" Try the Almighty Macaroni and Our All Powerful Penne. "Shall your meat balls pulsate with much glee" Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame.. Thy Midgit come, Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread.And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation. But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer,and the strippers, for ever and ever. RA-MEN!
