A music joke very few people appreciate :(

Discussion in 'Musicians' started by TrumpCards, Apr 6, 2018.

  1. TrumpCards

    TrumpCards So Long/Been Swell/See You/In Hell

    I’ve told this joke I’ve come up with to multiple people over the years, and I only had one friend who laughed (and he liked Metallica). Here’s the joke:

    In Metallica’s song One, I feel really bad for the torso; I’d prefer to be the fucking land mine!
  2. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    At least the land mine moves.
  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Yeah, right.
  4. Noserider

    Noserider You Can Still Call Me Neo

    I'm guessing you have to listen to Metallica to get the joke?
  5. Eric!

    Eric! Member

    I have that album and as far as that song is concerned, I don't really get the joke.

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member

    I think I'd prefer the line to be "I feel bad for the torso - I'm off to the studio"
  7. TrumpCards

    TrumpCards So Long/Been Swell/See You/In Hell

    Actually, the torso can move. You just have to pick it up and throw it through the air :)

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