A music joke very few people appreciate :(

Discussion in 'Musicians' started by TrumpCards, Apr 6, 2018.

  1. TrumpCards

    TrumpCards So Long/Been Swell/See You/In Hell

    I’ve told this joke I’ve come up with to multiple people over the years, and I only had one friend who laughed (and he liked Metallica). Here’s the joke:

    In Metallica’s song One, I feel really bad for the torso; I’d prefer to be the fucking land mine!
     
  2. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    At least the land mine moves.
     
  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Yeah, right.
     
  4. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

    I'm guessing you have to listen to Metallica to get the joke?
     
  5. Eric!

    Eric! Member

    I have that album and as far as that song is concerned, I don't really get the joke.
     
  6. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill

    I think I'd prefer the line to be "I feel bad for the torso - I'm off to the studio"
     
  7. TrumpCards

    TrumpCards So Long/Been Swell/See You/In Hell

    Actually, the torso can move. You just have to pick it up and throw it through the air :)
     

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