A Little Dirty Joke

Have you heard this one before?

A guy and a chick are talking. He says to her, "I'd tell you a joke about my dick but it's long." She says "I'd tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."

 

I haven't heard that one before

 

Did YOU know those anal bead strings are supposed to be pulled out slowly?

I didn't.

Gave the buggers a sharp tug-and started her up like a chainsaw!

 

This maths sequence can predict your favourite film.
Not sure how it works-but it does.......ready?

Right-just follow the instructions

Pick a number between 1-9

Multiply by 3

Add 3 to that number

Multiply again by 3

Add the two digits together.

Ok so far-not cheated?
Right-let's see what your into,film-wise....

3. Oliver twist

4. Starwars

5. Forrest Gump

6. Saving Private Ryan

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The joy of anal sex with male goats and leather clad,oiled up lady boys.

10.Mary Poppins

 

I never heard this one its too goood :crowngrin:

 

I laugh so hard, i think i wake up my neighborhood's )