a joke you've probably heard

I'm sure most of you have heard this one...

Q: What's an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?


A: Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a Dog

 

lol ... haven't actually heard that one before.

 

....i dont get it.....

 

hehe, mildy registers on the funny scale

The joke is that instead of wondering if there is a 'god' they are wondering if there is a 'dog'. Dyslexic people tend to write words backwards.

 

Cerberus, it's spelled lysdexic.

Duh, newbies these days ... jeez! :H

 

I've heard it before, but I always love a cheesy joke!

 

oh come on! I didn't want to confuse her! I know it is lysdexic

 

...now i REALLY dont get it.....

 

dyslexics dont write backwards!!! lol
they just jumble letters or syllables or completely misread words

i think ive got that latter bit lately, since being a toner. ill read something and SEE words.. then ill read the passage over and realise i made up the words in my head by piecing together other words that are around eachother. its fucked, but fun but not great in exams

 

yes i am a toner cartrige

 

Stop screaming at me for being out of toner! Relax! I will replace you when I'm good and ready! hehe

 

well if you are an atonal cardhsark, i just dunno...

 

is anyone going to explain the joke to me?

 

babe firefly....

agnostic means you don't know whether or not there's a god.
dyslexic means you have trouble putting words together properly
insomniac means someone who has trouble falling asleep

therefore:
someone who lies asleep at night (insomniac), wondering if there is (agnostic), a dog (meaning god), is the joke.


peace,
sophia

 

Ah thank you! The world (or more so the poeple in it) makes sence again!... I really have to work on my vocabulary.....

 

haha....

no worries.

 

I have a joke! Dont get offended by it though...

Question: How many hippys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Three! One to screw it in, one to make the old light bulb into a bong and the third to find the herb to smoke!

 

haha.........that makes me wonder if it's possible to make a bong out of a light bulb......

 

It possible but sometimes it has side effects....

 

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