A happy little story...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hacker, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed.
    The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight.
    She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on
    his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing
    from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
    The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
    Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how
    I make a living."
    The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.
    Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and
    thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:
    "HOOKER: person who has sex for money."
    Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door.
    The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."
  2. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    Hehehe! Funny stuff, D!
  3. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    I like this story...
  4. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    hehe .... those Koala Bears ARE cute aren't they?
  5. CrucifiedDreams

    CrucifiedDreams Members

  6. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    LOL... I love it.
  7. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    hahaha, well I'm off to masturbate!
  8. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    so what's your definition H? :p
  9. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    I remain undefined for the betterment of humanity.
  10. fritz

    fritz Heathen

  11. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

    Rich and compelling

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