a good story;)

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crystalstarr, Nov 16, 2004.

  1. crystalstarr

    crystalstarr Word

    Messages:
    5,063
    Likes Received:
    10
    :p
    A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman
    on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow
    just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped
    at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
    the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman hit the roof and the horn, screaming
    in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the
    intersection with him. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard
    a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very
    serious police officer.

    The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
    He took her to the police station where she was searched,
    fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell
    and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking
    desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
    effects.

    He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
    up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,
    flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak
    at him. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the
    "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to
    Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
    Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed
    you had stolen the car."
     
  2. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    Messages:
    18,126
    Likes Received:
    13
  3. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    14,704
    Likes Received:
    28
  4. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

    Messages:
    5,997
    Likes Received:
    6
    where is the good story?
     
  5. crystalstarr

    crystalstarr Word

    Messages:
    5,063
    Likes Received:
    10
    feeling fiesty eh?;)
     
  6. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

    Messages:
    6,569
    Likes Received:
    10
    hehe, i love it... you see so much of that around here.. the professing born-again christians with anger issues... not so much cops like that though.. hehehe, we need some of those around.
     
  7. _ian_

    _ian_ Member

    Messages:
    196
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol nice story..
    you can have all the cops from around here if u like. :p
     
  8. ::TheConcreteGirl::

    ::TheConcreteGirl:: Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,342
    Likes Received:
    6
    I heard that one..yeah..its a good reinder that us christians are being watched and we need to be consious of what we should be doing sometimes more then we are!
     
  9. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    Messages:
    14,515
    Likes Received:
    8
    is that a true story?? if so, I wouldnt be surprised. these so-called born again christians are a bunch of hypocrites. they all think they are so much more moral than the rest of us, and they are the ones with issues.
     
  10. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    Messages:
    19,072
    Likes Received:
    9
    my mom sent me that one it is good heh :)
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice