a funny way to kill yourself during christmas...

i aways thought it would be funny to hang myself from the Fir tree in the front yard on christmas eve...but not with rope...with a noose made of christmas lights, moving...preferably...wear my christmas sweater and santa hat...and decorate my christmas sweater with christmas tree ornaments...

then on christmas morning at dawn...when the sun comes up and touches off the ornaments on me...beautiful...

happy 192.22 days till christmas everyone :santa1:

 

....and no pants.

Happy 192.22 days until Christmas to you too jer <3

 

there used to be a website, maybe there still is, called the darwin awards.

going a bit further back, say a thousand and some odd years further back, the very origen of the yule tree may have had something to do with hanging people in trees and decorating them, as a sort of combination holiday and public exicution.

enjoy your 'christmass' dinner.

 

Yes, but is one of them a vagina?

 

Santa claus is the sandman. You should kill yourself on Easter, if anything. More room for creative opportunity.

 

i was thinking of hanging tinsel off my death boner...and maybe hook an ornament into my dickhole...

 

That sounds like a great plan. It should probably be one of those ornaments that plays music though. Just to make it a little more weird.

 

Why wouldn't dressing up like Santa Clause, stuffing a big monster dildo up yer ass through the seat of your red pants and taking an OD under the tree be funnier?
Wait!!! On the flat end of the dildo that sticks out you could glue a long wad of fake (or real) white hair or a huge feather to make it look like a super long butt plug stuck in there, maybe lay over the coffee table beside the cookies and milk for the count. I would frame that one!
It would be hilarious if the vibrator was still buzzing when they find you so get Duracell batteries, they last longer. Always protect your investment whether it be money or time.

 

Choking on fruit cake.

 

,,,, With vibrator up the ass. The vibrator will do everything for the Funny in the whole event. Gotta have it.

 

sally, youre a fucking wierdo...and that ME saying that:lurk5:

 

penis....

 

Die from complications involving infectious mononucleosis after kissing under the mistletoe


Hotwater

 

I think it is really inconsiderate to pick Christmas eve as people have already had to shop for you and now they have to return the gifts. You need to plan this better!

Merry Christmas!!:santa1:

 

Good thinking.

 

just my super dry humor...oh well:xmastree:

 

I Am So! And I even Liked your comment, hahaha.

 

If you want to be really different, why wait until Christmas? There are Christmas in July sales in the U.S.

Or go to the Black Friday Christmas sale at Walmart and get stampeded to death when they open the doors.

To get stampeded to death any day, simply stand by the deep fried chicken section at Walmart and yell out, "There's a glitch in the food stamp card system! No limits!"