so the other day i was cranking one out and i was getting really close...then i pulled an abdominal muscle in the tension and was in pain for a good minute...the pain passed and i then proceeded to cautiously finish the job...that was a close call my friends...
I was walking around naked the other day with masturbation in mind and found Daniel's exacto knife with my toe. His arts and crafts junk fell from a pile of crap in the kitchen and I forgot all that stuff was on the ground. I wrapped my bloody toe in a paper towel, then proceeded with the original plans. The bleeding stopped surprisingly fast. Hmmm.
that is pretty hot that makes me want to go crank one out jer, at least you got the job done, thats all that matters really isn't it