a funny story about masturbating...

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  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    so the other day i was cranking one out and i was getting really close...then i pulled an abdominal muscle in the tension and was in pain for a good minute...the pain passed and i then proceeded to cautiously finish the job...that was a close call my friends...
     
  2. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    that happens to me quite often, exept in the leg muscles.

    I think i should stretch before hand.
     
  3. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    what a workout.
     
  4. lode

    lode Banned

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    It's not like, masturbating with clown shoes funny.

    But pretty funny. :D
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    one time, i sprained my wrist...yea

    :(
     
  6. lode

    lode Banned

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    This one time I roughed up a clown before I got off with his shoes.

    Hot.
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I was walking around naked the other day with masturbation in mind and found Daniel's exacto knife with my toe. His arts and crafts junk fell from a pile of crap in the kitchen and I forgot all that stuff was on the ground. I wrapped my bloody toe in a paper towel, then proceeded with the original plans. The bleeding stopped surprisingly fast. Hmmm.
     
  8. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Is it weird that I wanted to hear your masturbation story...
     
  9. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    that is pretty hot
    that makes me want to go crank one out

    jer, at least you got the job done, thats all that matters really isn't it
     
  10. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    wow,
    as per usual...this takes on a life of its own...
     

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