A funny ass story

I know this guy that delivers pizza for Domino's. He is driving home and is pulled over by the cops. It seems that his Gold Lincoln matches the description of a stolen car. He gives them the liscence and registration So they run his plates. After the cops pull him out of the car at gunpoint they ask him, "Why the fuck does your unregisered car have plates for a red Grand Am!?!??!" He is cuffed and taken down to the station. After everything is all cleared up he has his aunt (she works in the justice system) kill the ticket for him. He goes down to Avis and cusses out the first three people he sees. They give him a new car. He's driving home when he notices something, he has a fuckin' tape deck in his car. He wants Sirius sattelite radio so he does a U-turn and once again cusses out the first three Avis uniforms. The manager comes he cusses her out. Right now he has a Lincoln and on the first of the year he gets to turn it in and they're giving him a fully equipped Escalade.

 

two things:

not funny

and you suck at telling stories

 

amen!

Holly

 

that didnt make any sense to me

 

so he delivers pizza in a rented car?

 

You should have saved that one, my friend.

 

Why did I bother reading that?

 

that wasnt an ass story.

 

i dont appreciate racist pizza delivery jokes, being a former one myself

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you were a former racist pizza delivery joke ???

 

you used to be a rascist pizza delivery joke?

 

a racist pizz delivery joke?! i didnt even know they still made those

 

It was a lot funny hearing it (especially since he was black). I actually realized this right after I got done typing it but it took me so long that I decided to post the thread anyway.
I am good at telling stories. The story just isn't one you can tell any funnier than it is and I heard the story from someone else so that makes it even harder to tell the story in a funny way.

 

the joke is not racist

 

I forgot part of the story. If the cops found him 2 hours earlier they would have caught him cruisin' around high as fuck.

 

i still don't get it. i don't know why it's racist, either. there's just too many questions.

 

this thread is lame and confusing.

 

I feel like steve martin in the planes trains and automobiles movie where he is telling john candy's character how he sucks at telling stories, and he gives him some advice telling him that stories are normally short, interesting, and have a point.

 

In my defense not only was I kinda high but, it was funny the way the guy told it and when it is typed it isn't as funny but it took me a while to type it so I just posted it even after knowing it sucked.
MadCrappie I agree with you

 

well atleast you enjoyed it.....