a few random comments...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mynameiskc, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    my boobs are as big as my head, i think it's gross. however, i do amuse myself from time to time by wearing my bra as a hat.

    i hate snow. every time the ice melts off my street, we get another 6 inches of snow. fuck snow.

    i alternate crappy romance novels with horror novels, because i'm fucking sick of intellectual stimulation.

    i like smallville, the lex luthor guy is so sexy.

    i like totally bald men with big noses.

    my husband's aunt has hit on me before. it was really funny. she's cool.
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    So do you have a small head or big tits...wait, big tits thats right.....

    How old is your husbands aunt, how old is the oldest person you have hooked up with?
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    that would be my husband. he's 33. he has very short hair and a nice big nose.
     
  4. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i also think i'm really funny. nothing amuses me more than my own jokes.

    and i really love making people spew beverages from laughing so hard. this happens more often than you would think if you hate me and think i'm not funny.
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i'm also embarassed by the size and shape of my hands. i keep them moving at all times in social situations so that people can't get a good look at them.
     
  6. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    my wife sleeps on my nose sometimes...makes me a little self concious.

    we almost got divorced last night, but now we are back together.

    I'm a little self concious of my feet.


    i think you are funny, but I think I am too so you might want to take that with a grain of salt.
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i'd really love to meet myself. i think i would find me fascinating and a brilliant conversationalist.

    i have flintstone feet.
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i don't think your nose is big enough to sleep on accidentally. i think your wife is trying to smother you. you should leave her...for me.
     
  9. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

    I think Lex is sexy too. Me-ow, baby whoohoo! :p
     
  10. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    I would love to beat the hell out of myself, would be a good way to commit suicide.


    So your feet make good brakes then?


    My sister had a baby and my whole family says he got my feet while laughing.....I'm going to beat the hell out of myself.
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    you're not speaking in your best Joe Friday tones. adjust and return, please.
     
  12. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    quote: don't think your nose is big enough to sleep on accidentally. i think your wife is trying to smother you. you should leave her...for me.


    You might be right, the next time she says she is running into the grocery store to get one thing and comes out after spending 92.50 I will divorce her.
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    your nephew got your feet while laughing?

    i was inlove with my best friend in high school. i still fantasize about him sometimes. he's a devout jehovah's witness. i'm going to hell.
     
  14. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    When I was a teenager my grandma said you would think you were 200 pounds if someone just saw your hands, ever since than I try to hide them and ask the manicurist to do it to make my fingers look thinner. My grandma gave me issues):
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    good plan. she's obviously not sensitive to you financial needs. so why should you be sensitive to her emotional needs? i bet she complains about the toilet seat being up.
     
  16. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    my hands are small, yet chubby, like a baby's...

    much like my voice. i should be quiet during sex, since it's just wrong.
     
  17. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    I'm not sure if my nephew was laughing when he got my feet because he was inside my sister at the time and I don't look in there anymore ;)

    everyone was so excited when he was born, but now he cries non-stop, I hope i start liking him more.
     
  18. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    place him in a bush for a day, he'll stop crying eventually. repeat whenever he starts up again. soon he'll be a good hunter and tracker.

    i've taught my daughter to say things like "i'm funny" and "i'm so good" when she accomplishes something. a big ego is cute on a baby.
     
  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    I think my nephew might be stupid...he's about 2 months old and still can't talk or walk....

    Not abad idea about putting him in the bush...maybe I'll sneak into their house , steal him, and stick him in some random bush that only I know about...then I will go on vacation for a month, and see how he is when I get back.

    i like your daughter already, looks like she will have the skills she needs to make it in this world.
     
  20. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    indeed.

    i like answering the door for the pizza braless. it amuses me.
     

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