my boobs are as big as my head, i think it's gross. however, i do amuse myself from time to time by wearing my bra as a hat. i hate snow. every time the ice melts off my street, we get another 6 inches of snow. fuck snow. i alternate crappy romance novels with horror novels, because i'm fucking sick of intellectual stimulation. i like smallville, the lex luthor guy is so sexy. i like totally bald men with big noses. my husband's aunt has hit on me before. it was really funny. she's cool.