a dog Vs. a monkey .who would win?

a dog vs. a monkey.. which animal would win in a fight against one another?

explain your reasoning


(okay so i fucked up the poll.. damn it)

 

are they in a cage? a forest? which kinda monkey and which kinda dog? I think a gibbons could not beat a labrador by force, but could scramble outta da way and live to flee another day.

 

well, the dog has the whole shard ass teeth theing

the monkey could bait the dog with his chicken and then get out his glock though..
but can he part with the chicken?

(if this joke offends you, get a sense of humor)

 

exactly why i said explain your reasoning..


i don't know.. when would a monkey and a dog ever meet anyways?

we used to argue this for HOURS when i worked in the bay area

it was never solved

 

does the monkey have a fishing pole?

 

any kinda dog.. and well monkeys are smart.. so if your imagination monkey is smart enought to have one.. yes

 

I think if the monkey had a fishing pole, he would win. He would just snag a jowel and hang the dog by it.

 

its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog, ~ben~
a spider monkey vrs a chiwawa would be a good fight, guess we'll never know who would win unless it happens on a episode of celibrity death match

 

Monkey! I like monkeys......

Reason: The monkey (YAY!) could jump on top of the dog cuz its much smaller and attack from there, but the dog can't go on top of the monkey cuz it'll crush it. Second of all, a monkey is way much more faster and it can hang from trees or anything that they can hang onto with their tails, high enough so that the dog can't reach it, then the monkey can't throw stuff at the dog.

MONKEYS!!!!!!

 

a monkey would just climb to where the dog couldn't reach it...unless...OH NO! what if the monkey had no wher to climb...hmmmmm...well. i would think that it would...maybe they would team up and take on the world!!!! soo many possibilities!

 

I honestly don't know... The monkey's got intelligence and the dog's got power.

 

kind of depends on whether they were playing poker or gin rummy.