A chip roll

Went round to the chippy for a chip roll. £1.50. Asked the guy if he could give me the roll and the chips separate so I could sort it out myself when I got home and he sort of looked confused for a second and started to say, it's not possi.. what do you mea... ah you mean a pound of chips and a roll! Also £1.50..

Ayeee

What a stupid and pointless conversation.

And he gave me a skanky yesterday's roll. That's two skanky ship rolls I've had from there now.:ack2::ack2:

 

it's a chip butty, ya fookin' heathen

 

Shut up or I'll chib you.

 

with a stale breadroll?

 

You don' know what chib even means.

 

it's 8pm and i'm talking to a drunken scotsman eating chips ... so it obviously means to stab

 

obviously?
so what the fook is a chip roll?