A chat of the clones

main reasons are because im cheap and prefer to spend money on steaks

also smoke of any kind gives me migraines

also i dont get charged rent here and drugs would mean id have to hit the road

also im well aware of my low will power and try hard to avoid things i know would eventually take over

 

we could do it together....it would be romantic:love:


now that I have a fast computer and a working lawn ractor I have found that have way more time to just be lazy

its awesome

 

im not lazy enough.. resists taking nap.

 

Sitting outside its actually nice out nice little breeze probably in the 70s

 

too much sleep can be counter-productive. a full nights sleep for me is 7 hours. i can function on 2 hours. if im sick i'll sleep all day. power naps are good, but they should be 15-30 minutes, tops.

 

i sleep , 5hrs. no more really, dont matter what time I sleep. but I could randomly nap during teh evening.

 

oh...my...god... This may be a 'TMI' kinda post...but...

I got plumbing glue on my bawls I'm officially freaking out

I spilled some on my lap today while sitting down... apparently it seeped through my shorts .. and boxers... WTF...

I can't get it off... it hurts... i feel like ripping it off but i don't want to rip my skin off... i've never bled from my balls and i want to keep it that way, the thought is scary...

You guys are my last hope... I can't tell anyone... "hey.. mom... I uhm.. Have glue on my balls " i can't go to a doctor, some dude just fondeling them... lol

Maybe if i use a hair dryer to soften the glue... or dip them in boiling water

 

it takes me 10 hours of laying down to get 5-6 hours sleep

 

I slero a lot take naps during the day like 8 or 9 hour sleep

 

I'll wait here for days longer
Till the sister comes to wash my sins away
She is the lady that can ease my sorrow
She brings the only friend
That helps me find my way
I search the past back to a time
When I was younger
A target for the new society
Picked to displace the leaders
Countering objectives
Of this new underground reality

 

http://vimeo.com/71227394#

 

I know a guy that died from getting his nuts glued.....you need to get to a hospital




please film it

 

look on the bright side, you could have your dick stuck in a robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb627xDlqBs"]The Big Bang Theory / Howard Wolowitz - Robotic Hand - YouTube

you could try rubbing alcohol, or gasoline, i dont know what solvent would work. you should see a doctor, they will know better. and at least you have a work-related excuse, not like someone replaced your 'lotion' with superglue.

 

I really think you should go to a doctor and have this looked at and taken care of. Testicles are not something you should be putting solvents on.

You are not the first to have glue on your buddies, go get medical treatment.

 

hopefully they wont have to cut them off.......

get to the doctor fast ortus

 

nail polish remover, acetone, gasoline would work. but not recommended..

 

they have decent prosthetics right? haha, j/k. doctors will tell stories, sure, but they are not allowed to use their patient's names when describing the cases they have seen.

 

A doctor is not an option... Unless I can somehow request a hot nurse to do it

It's gotta come off on its own eventually right? It may be corrosive though... lol

I'm worried... but not worried enough to have my doctor see my bawls... yet. If it starts to swell or burn or something then perhaps...

I didn't take any of your guys advice and go to the hospital after that accident, and i seem fine, so i'm going to refuse it again and all will work out logic....? right?

 

Is it because you think they will look so much cuter then, all swollen and ready to fall off? :rofl:

I have a feeling most doctors have examined boys body parts without getting attached to them.