I've thought of a better way to counter Fred Phelps at his dumbass pickets: Just burst out laughing at him and say "It's not everyday you see a deck of cards with nothing but jokers in it!" instead of yelling obscenities at him and threatening to kick his ass.
Fred Phelps, Fred Phelps Fred Phelps is on fire! We don't need no water! Let the motherfucker burn! Burn in hell, motherfucker, burn! Burn, baby, burn! Westboro inferno. Burn, baby, burn!