8% Of Us Have Monkey Feet

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  1. egger

    egger Member

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    "Study: eight percent of humans have chimp-like feet structure"

    http://www.wired.co.uk/article/bendy-chimp-feet

    pdf download of article

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&ved=0ahUKEwjPjd6E9fbRAhXhzVQKHe8FAMQQFgg0MAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpdfs.semanticscholar.org%2F0ad8%2Fae9f9b931e9e87d46426fe7edc1a1859cb0d.pdf&usg=AFQjCNH2pX0e8jdVJiBUk6O2gne5RoipSg

    Brief Communication: A Midtarsal (Midfoot) Break in the Human Foot
    Jeremy M. DeSilva,1* and Simone V. Gill2
    AMERICAN JOURNAL OF PHYSICAL ANTHROPOLOGY 151:495–499 (2013)
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    upon close examination, i'm pretty sure i'm a 92 percenter.
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Egger is weird.
     
  4. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    This explains the phenomenon of bare foot hippies
     
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  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    This post rightfully belongs in the Barefoot forum under evolutionary biology or under classic TV shows "Hey Hey We’re The Monkees"




    Hotwater
     
  6. GLENGLEN

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    Sneers Glen.
     
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  7. Irminsul

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    Well then 92% of us didn't evolve from monkeys. :)
     
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  9. themnax

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    i don't think any of us physically have cat-like feet currently.
    but the mutants who survive the ecopocalypse, which no unmutated human likely will,
    may have. not that any of us living now are likely to become those human descended mutents.
    but succesfull births during the ecopocalypse will be them,
    and they will be a tiny fraction of our human population now,
    and it is they, who shall inherit the earth,
    whatever our beliefs of lack of them now.

    other worlds' sapient populations of course, will likely have evolved along other lines then our own.
    sapience is sapinece, whatever forms evolved from.
    forms, from one world to the next, can be expected to vary crazily.

    whether we ever openly meet any of them, is still the really big if.
     
  10. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    No monkey feet here.
     
  11. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I thought of you when I read the thread title, oh Irms is going to love this one

    I'm going to go with we all evolved from parakeets, becuase why the hell not. There's a human - parakeet missing link just waiting to be dug up somewhere
     
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  12. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Gorillas don't have very big penises though, I'm convinced one of my long lost ancestors got busy with a horse at some stage
     
  13. GLENGLEN

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    So Say's The Resident 8% er......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  14. Irminsul

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    Oh I jumped at the title but I also thought about this last night.

    I dunno about my calculations and probably way off but what if, those 8% were just monkeys? Do you think there's billions of monkeys or only millions? So 92% could still be human, the other 8% are just monkeys and that's why they have monkey feet. :D
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Yeah, mine look like that Xmen movie, where he takes off his shoes and has monkey feet.

    8 percenter here and proud
     
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  16. Irminsul

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    My feet are actually quite bony or you can see the bones. I think they're clean and smoothe, but I do believe the shape and the bone contorts pretty much tell you I liked to jump around and climb on rocks and trees when I was a kid.

    Hey maybe I am a monkey after all. :D
     
  17. themnax

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    i don't believe anyone besides yourself is saying that any percent of us did.
    only that in the process of evolving we passed through a stage where we resembled other primates.
    as has been pointed out before, we share more then half our genes with a banana too.

    "tall and green she saw him standing there,
    with his feet planted firmly in the ground,
    his eyes pro-tru-ding like an-ti-lers,
    he was tall and green and round.

    why oh why cried her mother dear,
    must you love a plant,
    it will surely upset your brother dear,
    and greatly embarrass your aunt ..."

    sorry, i just, when someone tries to claim humans aren't animals,
    since that leaves minerals, vegetables, and disembodied spirits,
    and the latter have no physical form, and the former don't tend to be particularly expressive,
    that song is what comes to mind
     
  18. Irminsul

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    Plenty of people don't believe they're monkeys. :)
     
  19. themnax

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    neither does science. we've been there. no one else is saying that it does. no one who isn't dishonestly creating straw tigers just so they can claim to be tearing them down.
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    8% of us have monkey brains.
     

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