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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by texasmade3, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw screw you, get outta here," and then he robably wouldn't even pay his bill.
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    While It might make you a better dentist, unless you could offer proof in the form of an X-Ray negative to show your patients - many would refuse the procedure thinking you're trying to scam them :H



    Hotwater
     
  3. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Nice text art doodle of a masturbatory climax onto an open mouth.
     
  4. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Thanks.. I put all my effort and thought into it
     
  5. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    I like it. It really ties the room together.
     
  6. masterofpuppest

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    what's with the j's?
     
  7. masterofpuppest

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    oh its a hand. i get it
     
  8. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Jack Handy.
     
  9. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    Seriouly. Go outside. Who the hell gets drunk in the middle of the afternoon, alone, and spends the entire time on the Internet?

    Do the world a favor and go for a drive.
     
  10. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    1. i never get drunk in the afternoon.. and i wasnt alone.
    2. i dont get online all the time
    3. im always outside.
    4. go fuck yourself you idiot
     
  11. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Oh...I thought it was supposed to resemble pulled-back foreskin. [​IMG]
     
  12. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Foreskin doesn't pull back THAT far...:D
     

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