7 word story

was tossed like a dart from exploding

 

salad bars. Afterwards, a laughing clown sang

 

meow christmas carols and was attacked by

 

Giant sheep wearing inflateable boxing gloves and

 

sumo suits that they got from the

 

Benihana where they were diced before sewn

 

no survivors after the giant tomato destroyed

 

the 7 word game repeatedly until someone

 

came in and made some kick-ass SALSA

 

In my opinion that just topped the

 

christmas tree at Madison square gardens where

 

I became a man again after losing

 

the Amazing Race to a pair of

 

chinese. I was so pissed at them

 

that I suddenly morphed into Dr. Gonzo




http://www.myspace.com/derwyddondoctorgonzo

 

and started making funny happy music for

 

hookers hanging on the street corners waiting

 

waiting for horny but unwary church elders

 

to come swooning, with grand force, at

 

their futuristic, geodesic domes, which were