50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by olhippie54, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Screw that!!!

    I need 50 ways to get a lover!!!
     
  2. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    1. be yourself (lame but hey! I couldnt come up with anything better)
     
  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    According to the church of satan, you need to wait for the mating signal....
     
  4. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    2. Order a Thai bride, their on offer atm...
     
  5. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    4. Join any 12-step program and announce that you plan on being single for 6 months.

    (note: this is really just a variation on #3.)
     
  6. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    5. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let them see you naked
     
  7. olhippie54

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    How did you know I don't look as good naked as I used too?
     
  8. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    why do you need 50? wouldnt one suffice?

    and when you figure it out, could you please let me know
     
  9. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    you told me:confused:
     
  10. olhippie54

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    Oh.
     
  11. Phsh Melt

    Phsh Melt Member

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    Go fishing. Walk around w/ a dollar strapped to your penis and see what you catch.
     
  12. blackriverlily

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    hehe silly olhippie! be you, you are beautiful!
     
  13. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    Silly hippie... Chicks are for kids!
     
  14. olhippie54

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    LOL!!!
     
  15. olhippie54

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    Lot of truth to that it seems.
     
  16. olhippie54

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    Oh, yeah!
     
  17. OpheliaBlue

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    "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover", great Paul Simon song man!!!!

    But a way to GET a lover? Well, if you mean in the relationship sense, I tend to believe that all relationships are co-dependant. That may sound like an understatement, but if you really think about it, being alone should be fine. Relationships are for those folks who can't stand being alone. I'll probably change my tune when I'm a bit older and fear death or something. But if you want more than a sex-partner, I say look for someone for whom you fulfill a need/desire/etc. And be prepared for the high-maintainence-pain that inevitably follows.

    Or just find a great girl, who just wants to be friends, but also likes to have sex with no strings attached. :p

    PM me later dude if you want to debate this further. xoxoxo
     
  18. olhippie54

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    I don't want to debate you. I want to be your friend!!! :cool:
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    do not talk over them.

    something I need to work on actually.
     
  20. _CT

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    for love I'd endure any amount of pain trouble and pain...
    I you wouldnt, what would your love be worth!?

    I'm sure you two can be friends, but without the having sex part, or I'm gonna have to beat you into ol' hippy heaven. ;)
     

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