5 words 2 emoticons

add a line to this story using 5 words and 2 emoticons:


This is :cowboy: ' s story written by :indian_chief: ....

 

:indian_chief: would like to scalp :cowboy: but

 

:Mr-T: was robbed by a :biker: gang

 

of :snowkiss: offering us :chillpill: s and mushrooms

 

than :santa1:and a oliceman: borrowed some

 

and began toarty: like two :guitarist:

 

the lead guitarist shagged :gorgeous: and was like all :smoking:

 

but that left :gorgeous: feeling kinda :sick2:

 

For :gorgeous: really wanted :love:

 

and while :guitarist: may sing about :love:

 

:love: often results in :bigcry:

 

(Billy you are supposed to use 5 words and 2 emoticons)

and :bigcry: will often lead to :svengo:

 

( = My bad - thought emotions counted) - Thank Aerianne
- - - - -
and:svengo:is not really :hippy: happiness

 

:gorgeous: would have done better with :santa1:

 

because old :santa1: uses less :cuss: words

 

and always brings :gift: to the arty:

 

for your :stocking: and makes great :eggnog:

 

which makes all the :elf: really :xmasnut:

 

and dance like :devil: around the :xmastree:

 

until :grinch: has had enough of arty:ing