5 days... till test...what do ya think?

Alright heres my situation...as some of you may know i have gotten into some trouble n found with a little bit of mj even though im on probation that was like 4 weeks ago...well i havent smoked any since that until yesturday when i just couldnt resist a friends offer . well we smoked like 2 bowls. Tuesday i have a meeting with the probation officer (hopefully she doesnt test me) but if i drink tons of water n green tea do you think i can pass it? I heard you can get it out within about 3 days with lots of liquids?!?!

 

i've heard pure orange gets it out your system cos of the vitamin c

 

get a bottle of detox
if u definately dont want to get caught its worth taking it just in case.

 

theres some natural detox tea in grocery stores now. get some of that, it helped me pass. 2 bowls after 4 weeks sober probably didnt leave too much thc in your system.

 

Drinking lots of water will do nothing to clean your system of THC. Drinking lots of ANYTHING will do nothing to clean your system of THC. THC is not water soluble it is fat soluble. On the day of your test drink alot of water before you take the test, I would start drinking about four hours before you take the test and just keep drinking and pissing even after your piss is clear as fuck keep drinking and pissing up till the test (but take a bunch of vitamin b or some shit to make sure your pee doesn't look like water, I dunno how much you gotta take or how long ahead of time you gotta take it I just tell my po he is shit out of luck my piss is clear and inform him that he can deal with the fact that I like to drink alot....something that may not be wise for you to do actually but so far I am not in jail.) anyways the point of this drinking is NOT to clean THC from your system! The reason you should drink so much water is to dilute your piss, the THC is still gonna be in your fat untill just as much as if you had drinkin no water, but your piss will be diluted and will have less THC metabolite in it (I hope less than 50 ng/unit cuz thats the cut off level of THC to pass or fail I think.) Don't bother drinking lots of water ahead of time like days ahead it is pointless really if you know when your test is. And THC from a single use (less than two joints I believe) after your piss was clean for four weeks I can pretty much garuntee you three days after you smoked it you had clean piss unless you happen to be really fat maybe but I still bet after two or three days of smoking you had clean piss.

Don't believe me? look it up on erowid everything I said is talked about on erowid so I bet it is true.

(and it better be because I smoked a bowl on tuesday and I gotta have clean piss pretty soon...thank god it is friday! Unfortunatly I never know when my PO is gonna test me so I do drink water none stop just to make sure I have diluted piss whenever the time comes, NOT to clean my system of THC!)

Ill post the results of my next UA if it happens soon and say how many days it was after smokin that weed and shit, or if I don't post it I am back in rehab pretending that I want to quit drugs again so the fuckin assholes will let me out!

PEACE.

 

couple days of goldenseal vinagar garlic and yes drinkin alot..especialy the day of the test...wake up and drink and piss all u can
tell em u were lil sick n took some goldenseal...if u want.. but id only maybe take that 3 days..lay off the vinagar 48 hours b4 and just flush with fluids...water especialy

 

Goldenseal and vinegar actually have never been proven to do anything to drug tests and some labs will test for golden seal and vinegar can throw off the PH level of your piss and will help you no more than water. Here read these papers:

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info10.shtml

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info9.shtml

 

And note the drug screens may work but you put them directly in the sample you don't ingest them, incase anyone thinks the two papers have contridictions in them.