4th of july ...

its so wierd to think the 4th of july is coming up so soon....
i am so glad i dont have to celebrate it lol
all my 4ths have been really dull and itchy.
besides why celebrate something thats rotten anyway

 

im stuck doing the same exact thing like every year.going to the beach for 7 hours for a freakin' bbq party.after the first two hours it gets really annoying.ithen we go watch fireworks down town whih isn't so bad i suppose.but i much rather spend the day with some friends =/

 

yeah. the 4th has always sucked. I used to babysit, you know make sure the little kids dont shoot bottle rockets at eachother and listen to dull gossip about people i dont know and get eaten alive by bugs.

what kinda beach do you go to? any surf there?

 

I celebrate August 25

Acctually, I don't, but I should :H



Canada rules...

 

i always wanted to move to canada. i remember whe i was little i would some times see canadian license plates and get all excited saying 'ma dad look look there are some people from canada see see !'

 

yeah. the problem is, if we let too many americans in, Canada becomes just as lame as the states.

 

yeah you guys need to start some kinda of recovery program for people who have suffered the experiance of living in the states so as we come over we dont mess up your groove

 

Naw, we should build a fence to keep the undesirables out

but only along Saskatchewans border

 

a fence wouldt keep anyone out you need that asian restraunt dude from south park to build you a chinese wall

 

actually, for irony's sake, we should build a wall - then treat it exactly like americans treat the mexican border.

 

We would have invaded Canada right after world war 2 if they didn't do whatever we said. It's served it's purpose of a vast icy wall between the soviet for 40 years.

Now their much like an annoying cousin you can't get rid of and pretends to be you.

 

I hate the 4th of July. I'm always afraid my redneck neighbors will hit our house with their fireworks or I'll get run over by a drunk driver (or a drunk driver will run into my house). I'm actually surprised my neighbors haven't started their drunken festivities yet...

 

Hey! My signature kind of goes with this topic! (the Canada part)

 

yeah thats another thing, everyone gets so drunk and then decide 'hey lets go shoot some firworks off out in the country'. beer, explosives and cars just dont sound soothing....

 

I've never heard of a Canadian backpacker sewing on an American flag.

 

I've never known anyone whos sewn on a Canadian flag.

And if they did, I'm sure nobody would recognise the thing. That's a real good national symbol you got. A leaf. Don't mess with Canada.

 

haha better than stripes. everyone knows that style went out in the thirties.

you weren't alive for the korean war so probably don't remember this, but canada has a secret flag for war (almost a wmd). our alternate flag has chuck norris on it. people run when they see it.

 

Damn, that is better.

 

The Maple Leaf with the red sides is better than some of the other propasals from 1965...

 

Robin Williams said it best:
"Canada is like the loft apartment over a really great party."

*looks innocent*


I love Canada. I want to have my honeymoon there.