47 acres of marijuana

I woke up to find a message on my cell from a freind of mine. Goes a little sumthin like this "So hey man, your probably still asleep but sumthing really crazy just happened, is happening...I was walking in my backyard with my dog (has 47 acres) and I just looked down and saw a cannabis plant in front of me, look to my left and theres another and to my right another. Completley surrounded by marijuana, all over 47 acres" So I immediately drive to his house and see hills covered in tiny marijuana plants. After more investigation we found that his trailer trash neibors got busted for growing few years before and when I searched around his property and found as i walked on more and more flowers appeared on the plants. When I reached the center I found the beginning of it all. The cannabus mated with this flower in the center and now his entire 47 acres is covered in this flower cannabis hybrid that cant grow taller than a foot and is unsmoke-able, but at least he has pretty plants everywhere and can say he has 47 acres of marijuana, ha

 

why wouldent you be able to smoke them?

 

yea really

 

your whole story is bullshit.

 

There are millions of wild marijuana plants around the world which are not smokable.

This story makes perfect sense.

 

i live here in g-vegas tn , and i heard about that everyone kept sayin it was 74 47 70 or 17, in that range.

its funny haha, everyone thought bigass drugbust but appareantelly itsj ust some shit weed laying around.

 

I'd just be pissed to know theres all that un-smokeable herb in my back yard. Doesn't it just make you feel bad thinking about it? haha

 

47 acres eh? mmmhmm

 

they're pollinated with seeds.

 

Trust me, it was only after several expirements did we find they were un-smokable, didnt get us high at all But it is a very pretty hybrid, kinda weed wouldnt mind covering everything with.

 

^ were there buds on the plants?

 

i wanna see pictures

 

i'd pull that shit up. I'm pretty sure you can still be arrested for having ditch weed growing all over your property. you can still use it to make hash though. I made some brownies out of some once that were totally decent

 

Hate to piss in your cheerios, but this story is impossible. Ill give ya a small bit of info out of the good book.....and its cannaBIS by the way

"Under natural, or wild, conditions, male plants shed pollen and disperse vast quantities of it into the wind. The pollen travels on air currents and, by chance, lands on the stigma or style of a nearby, or not so nearby, pistillate individual (female). This is the pollination event. Because pollen from many species of plants floats in the air, and there is a significant chance that pollen from other species will land on a fertile stigma of a waiting female plant, cannabis has evolved regognition systems that insure only species-specific pollen is able to germinate on the style or pistil, and thus fertilize the females ovules. There is physical and biochemical recognition between the pollen grain and the stigmatic surface; together, these insure species identity."

Jorge Cervantes

 

did not read it but im guessing you found a commercial hemp field...non smokeable

 

i would also be pissed if i knew i had 47 acres of weed that i couldnt smoke

 

Sell it to school kids?

 

No it doesn't have buds on it, just the leaves and white flowers. Ha, i hate when people post the "ha yaeah sorry dude but your story is impossible, guhuh (stupid laughter)". Like i don't have better things to do than make up such a story and spend time posting it for others to read.....Im no botanist and don't know much about plant hybrids and pollinating but Im just reporting what I saw. Marijuana plants everywhere with flowers and in the center their is marijuana with flowers and just the flowers by itself also, seperate from the marijuana. So i made an assumption that they made a hybrid together. Oh and i accidentally mispelled cannabis once, yeah that def. lowers my credibility even more doesn't it...? Ok..i got that out, gunna go smoke a bowl. :H

 

OK PAL!

Why do you hate the truth? It's like trying to plug a three-prong plug into a two-prong outlet.....it just don't work. Same thing with cannabis, cannabis can only be pollinated by other cannabis plants.

Now that you've explained alittle bit better, if they have tons of white or yellow flowers on them......it is a male cannabis plant. On the plants is there any white, powdery, dust on the leaves? Either way, didn't want to piss you off.....just stating the truth. It is more than likely, male plants......the flower that is in the middle of all of it is just a coincidence......in no way, shape, or form, can a cannabis plant be pollinated by anything other than cannabis. Granted, some researchers are doing work on grafting cannabis to other plants, but they haven't had any real success with this.

 

I don't believe anything I read, especially this.