4/13 National Drive Slow in the Passing Lane Day

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Michael Phelps, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

    I now declare tomorrow as National Drive Slow in the Passing Lane Day.

    This new holiday shall begin by default on a Saturday, but will require planning for those who participate in the years to come as 4/13 will fall on business days.

    It apparently be no different than any other day for most people, so if someone could come up with a way to signal that we are celebrating the holiday that would be helpful.
     
  2. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

    This sounds really irritating lol
    What would be the point of this?
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

  4. SpacemanSpiff

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  5. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

    Excellent question! It is to raise awareness of how obstructive everyone who drives slow in the passing lane is on the remaining 364 days of the year..
     
  6. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

    Lol count me out >.<
    I already honked at three people today :p
     
  7. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

    So did anyone celebrate 4/13?

    I never made it to a highway last Saturday so I couldn't.

    I think it will be required (for next year and beyond) that everyone who participates runs their emergency flashers so people can tell that participant are not as stupid as they look.
     
  8. Damn, I missed out on this great holiday. Gladly there is always next year.
     
  9. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

    Everyone plan ahead and leave 15-20 minutes early to arrive to your destinations on time this Sunday after next!
     
  10. Bump for relevance.
    We are doing this to save oil and protest the way our society has become haste-driven instead of love-driven, right?
     
  11. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

    No, it is actually to raise awareness of how obstructive everyone who drives slow in the passing lane is on the remaining 364 days of the year..

    This year will be awesome! I never drove bad on purpose.
     
  12. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

    Sounds like national road rage day :rolleyes:
     
  13. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

  14. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane while people behind me are going insane, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole im the worlds biggest asshole. A-S-S-H-O-L-E, everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E, A-S-S-H-O-L-E

    OoooOoOioOoioooooo

    I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it. :)
     
  15. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    To raise awareness about the diminishing biodiversity of Koalas
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    it's still a bit early for this holiday. we're still in "only keep one lane plowed, and drive really slow in the plowed lane so everyone has to either follow at ridiculously slow speeds or try to pass in the legitimately dangerous lane" season.
     
  17. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    how about national support public transit day, so you don't have to bum a ride, or indenture yourself to the bank, for a pain in the ass with four wheels on the bottom.
     
  18. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    I wonder how many people picked up on this old Denis Leary quote.
     
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  19. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    Sitting in urine soaked seats is next month..
     
  20. *Yogi*

    *Yogi* Resident Racist

    I hate those fuckers who go slow in the passing/fast lane. I'm glad in some states it's illegal. If I run into one in traffic, they are lucky if a ditch dive is the full extent. I will brake check hard, whip into the lane with signal so I'm legal and roll coal and fill it full of soot and to where you can't see shit.
    I can't tolerate idiot drivers, I drive the limit and have a clean record and drive a lot of miles everyday. Too many fucktards with no common sense out there anymore. Did some Orientals take over the dmv? That's what on the road in my area.
     

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