3 things you didn't do today

1. I didn't die
2. I didn't eat a lobster's claw
3. I didn't jump through a round window

 

1. I didn't lie in the sun.
2. I didn't wear a banana costume.
3. I didn't meet the Queen.

Well I didn't....

 

I didn't kill a noisy bird (yet)
I didn't rob a bank (yet)
I didn't invade Holland..

Peace

 

What happened to the original thread I wonder

 

I think there are at least two other versions of this thread down the list somewhere:tongue:

Welcome to the forum smileyperson!

 

Thank you lithium!

 

1. Didn't immanentise the Eschaton
2. Didn't self-actualise (as far as I know)
3. Didn't sell the film rights to my novel (which I haven't written yet anyway)

 

1. I didn't invent the phrase "lettucing your begonias"
2. I didn't crack open a bottle of champers
3. I didn't set fire to my clothes

 

Welcome smiles:cheers2:

 

- Didn't go for an early morning swim in the sea
- Didn't put my recycling out
- Didn't post on this thread

 

1. didn't go back to my old school
2. didn't throw out my gold teeth
3. didn't buy a Steely Dan T-shirt

 

1. I didn't create an army of flesh eating zombies
2. I didn't realise my potential
3. I didn't implode a neutron star while backpacking across the cosmos on a monkey powered hyper scooter I inherited from Dave across the street after he succumbed to his infectious stupidity and drove into a tree that he swore wasn't there right up until the point when the meteorite fell from the heavens and crushed his withered lifeless body along with the entire hospital which had thankfully been evacuated because of a bomb scare which turned out to be two furry purple rodents playing a prank on thier uncle Jake who incidentally was the first hamster ever to pilot the monkey powered hyper scooter I inherited from Dave across the street after he succumbed to his infectious stupidity and drove into a tree that he swore wasn't there right up until the point when the meteorite fell from the heavens and crushed his withered lifeless body along with the entire hospital which had thankfully been evacuated because of a bomb scare which turned out to be two furry purple rodents playing a prank on thier uncle Jake who incidentally was the first hamster ever to pilot the monkey powered hyper scooter I inherited from Dave across the street after he succumbed to his infectious stupidity and drove into a tree that he swore wasn't there right up until the point when the meteorite fell from the heavens and crushed his withered lifeless body along with the entire hospital which had thankfully been evacuated because of a bomb scare which turned out to be two furry purple rodents playing a prank on thier uncle Jake who incidentally was the first hamster ever to pilot the monkey powered hyper scooter I inherited from Dave across the street after he succumbed to his infectious stupidity and drove into a tree that he swore wasn't there right up until the point when the meteorite fell from the heavens and crushed his withered lifeless body along with the entire hospital which had thankfully been evacuated because of a bomb scare which turned out to be two furry purple rodents playing a prank on thier uncle Jake who incidentally was the first hamster ever to pilot the monkey powered hyper scooter I inherited ....

 

Wow, that's a busy time you didn't have Psiwave.

1. Didn't wake up with a blonde Dutch girl in my bed
2. Didn't post embarrassing messages on Facebook when I got back from the pub drunk
3. Didn't hoover the carpet

 

I didnt actually make much of a difference to anyones life
I didnt actually exist except to about 3 people
I didnt spend my time constructively

 

Mousey... You always make a difference to my life. Your posts are like little drops of intellect on my otherwise unintelligable existance.

Plus you sometimes make me laugh. And I need that.

 

I didn't throw my guitar out of the window
I didn't see any dinosaurs
I didn't fart much

 

1. Didn't avoid answering work email even though I'm supposed to be on leave
2. Didn't consume any alcoholical bevvies
3. Didn't eat any chocolate

 

I didn't

Phone student loans to sort out the fact I forgot my login.
Buy those shoes in a fit of sensibility and wages conservation.
Have sex with Dave. Of which I am proud.

 

I didn't slit my wrist after reading this
I didn't really read it
I didn't feed the birds

Peace

 

I didn't run 3 miles
I didn't get banned from RT
I didn't polish my shoes