3 things you didn't do today

1. Eat 5 pieces of fruit
2. Walk 10,000 steps
3. Clear out my email inbox

 

Ooh I like this one!

1) Have any coffee
2) Tidy the house
3) Wash my hair

 

Didnt we have this thread before? What happened to it? Or have my psychic abilites come back?

 

1) Didn't kick the bucket

2) Didn't wash up my plate and cutlery

3)Didn't get up at ten thirty am. So I didn't take a phone call.

 

didn't wake up on time for work

i didnt cook this evening

didn't do the washing up

 

Didnt convince my ma,
Didnt manage to keep happy,
Didnt moan, at all!

 

I didnt eat a pachyderm for breakfast today
I didnt learn to say the Russian alphabet backwards
I didnt make love

 

1. Work
2. Sing
3. Cycle

... yes we had this thread a while back:tongue:

 

didn't win an oscar
didn't make that cleo fur sweater i keep talking about
didn't manage to stay sane

 

didn't go for an early morning dip in the sea
didn't start the day with a healthy breakfast of muesli and soya milk
didn't do chi kung

 

1. Had a sex change and started a new life in Eastern Europe
2. Felt ill
3. Understood what the "ruler of the land" thread is all about

 

didnt mop the floors

didnt make my juggling video

didnt make any bags

 

I didnt fly in a plane (although id love to)
I didnt meet someone new and interesting (although id love to)
I didnt dance all evening

 

i didn't get up early
i didn't go out
i didn't make any jewellery

 

1) Didn't hug Amanda.

2) I didn't ask her out

3) we went to sainsbury together. But I didn't buy her a bunch of roses or a chocolate bar.
I wrote a poem which I slipped into her bag. I hope she would have taken the hint about spawning. She didn't.

 

didn't get up on time

didn't go to the supermarket

mow the lawn

 

1. Shot a policeman
2. Masturbated furiously in public
3. Drowned some Polish orphans

 

cry

sex

forget the forums

 

I didnt see clearly all day (everything blurry right now)
I didnt fully get over the anxiety about tomorrows blood tests
And didnt resist Waitrose's array of jingly balls, suitable for babies under 6 months and troublesome house rabbits

 

1. Thought about Noel Edmonds
2. Was polite about my friend's sister
3. Swam under the keel of an ocean liner

...and the day's only one minute old, I wonder how many more things I shan't do...