3 EASY jobs

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by AdamMarley1981, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. Hey guys. Adam here.
    Now I know how much all of us would go crazy if we were to find an easy, fun job that could make us over 70 grand a year, right? Well take some chill pills and get ready to hear three different jobs that can make you anywhere from $70,000-$120,000 a year that are easy and that make yourself your own boss.

    Job 1: Sperm Donor.
    How many of us would like the work 2-3 days a week every other day, be our own boss, and make about $600 a day ($1800 a week) doing what men do best? Jack into a cup while looking at porn. Well, I have the job. Sperm Donor. But there are a few requirements. You need to be 5'10" or taller, you need to have a bachelor's degree, and you must have no STD's. If you pass those tests, you can make about $110,000 a year. Now that's a lot of weed money!

    Job 2: Professional Arm Wrestler.
    Ok. Let's say you didn't pass the requirements to be a Sperm Donor. Well let's not get upset about this. You could still be a Professional Arm Wrestler. Your still your own boss! Now, there are no requirements for this except for strong arms and shoulders to beat your opponents and maybe a form of transportation to taverns (and maybe competitions if your good enough). Now I know what your all thinking... What about the money?! Ok ok greedy. I was getting to it :) Haha. Now, I doubt your going to be making $1000 a match when you begin, but as you get a bit more popular, or if you can find a good tavern to start with, you can. Let's do the math, presuming that you make $1000 a match and you win two out of two matches every week for a year (and there are about 52 months in a year by the way.)
    1000 x 2= $2000. 2000 x 52=$114,000. You'll be making about 114 grand per year! that's $4000 more than Sperm Doners plus not as many requirements! Nice huh?

    Job 3: Professional Beggar
    What? Beggar? You mean those bums that lost their homes from being alcoholics? How are they going to make money? It's called a Sob Story. One lady from Rhode Island claimed to be a beggar by dressing her and her 2 children up in scrappy clothes, and holding up signs saying that her husband left her and he took the house and money. She make $49 an hour. And I'm not going to do the math, and I don't want to make this sound like a bad money choice compared the the other two jobs, but it only pays around $74,000 a year. Now, that is NOT bad money. Because you don't have to pay the IRS a DIME! You get paid in cash, so in a way, it's the same as the other two jobs.

    So lets review...

    Sperm Doner: $110,000 per year

    Pro. Arm Wrestler: $114,000 per year

    Pro. Beggar: $74,000, but you don't have to pay taxes

    I got all of this information by watching these videos below.

    Sperm Doner- http://www.spike.com/video/manswers-season-1/2942281

    Pro. Arm Wrestler- http://www.spike.com/video/whats-most-bad-ass/3050373

    Pro. Beggar- http://www.spike.com/video/manswers-season-1/2942291

    And just because I'm feeling nice... I'm going to let you in on another secret. It's not a job, and you can only do it if you have access to the ocean, or just where whales live freely, but it's a GOLDMINE.

    Extra Cash Tip- http://www.spike.com/video/paris-wears-whale/2906003

    I hope you guys get something out of this! :D

    God Bless!

    Pro. Beggar-
  2. Therese Aline

    Therese Aline Slave to the man

  3. 3rd one is so unhip.
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i love manswers. such a badass show. i can't wait for that 1000 Ways To Die to start.
  5. Xac

    Xac Visitor

  6. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    doesn't matter. it's MANSWERS, man!
  7. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    To the OP,

    What will you do that you will be proud to tell your grandkids?

    Easy money is one goal that one could work for.

    Making a contribution to make this a better place is another goal.

    Do things you will be proud to tell your grandchildren about.
  8. Well guys, I'm so very sorry for trying to help.
  9. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    My point is that, yes the OP is trying to help. But his idea of "help" is flawed.

    It seems the OP has bought into the idea that getting "something for nothing" is good.

    Please don't take my position to an extreme that I don't, but a career of doing as little as possible, a life of contributing little of lasting value..??? Well, it seems to me that that is giving in to the nagging little voices in one's head that say one has little to contribute.

    "FREE samples"
    "Low introductory rate"
    "No interest for the first year"
    "Zero down"
    are all traps that feed off of that idea. It sounds like the OP has fallen into the mind set that makes him vulnerable to those kinds of traps.

    "Get as much as possible, giving as little as possible in return" seems an ignoble goal in life.
  10. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

    I never get $600 for my sperm! :mad:
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    you're probably short.
  12. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

    i saw this shit on mananswers as for the spermjacking off job! u need to move first of all to a state that pays that much.
    as for the bum, you need to find a very very good spot! a heard san fransico is very nice people, and nice place to be a bum
  13. Bums/hippies do best in wealthy places. The crumbs are so much better there.

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