Get your mind out of the gutter for this one. Read the three clues and guess what I’m talking about. Answers are in white, Highlight them to read. ************************************************** By feeling the head, you can tell if I am up. It’s only a matter of time before I go down You'll feel better when I go down. Answer: FEVER ************************************************** I'm a stick that comes in a box When you use me, you get white stuff on your fingers. Pressing too hard on my tip, makes me squeak. Answer: CHALK ************************************************** I'm round and hairy You can suck a white milky fluid from me I grow in a palm Answer: COCONUT ************************************************** I'm long and sticky I'm really creamy If you stick me inside you, you may get fat. Answer: CHOCOLATE ECLAIR ************************************************** After you screw me, I'm ready to swing I need a rod inside me to work If you grease me, it's easier to slam me. Answer: DOOR HINGE ************************************************** I'm long, round and black I respond to you blowing me You'll need to use your fingers to get the best out of me Answer: CLARINET ************************************************** I'm used to help erections. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I swing. Answer: CRANE ************************************************** I'm long and hard I can go down for long periods I'm full of semen. Answer: SUBMARINE ************************************************** The more you play with me, the harder I get. I come in different colors You can twist me into hundreds of positions. Answer: RUBIK’S CUBE ************************************************** You hang on to a stiff pole when you are on me When you ride me, you go up and down After we have finished, you get off Answer: CAROUSEL ************************************************** I'm a large erection Coming inside me will keep you safe When you pull out, it’s time to pay. Answer: PARKING GARAGE ************************************************** If you press my button, you'll turn me on. Your mother warned you that if you abuse me, you'd go blind. You like to look at me. Answer: TV ************************************************** No one wants to come inside me When you want me to come, you want me to come very quickly When I do come, I am very noisy. Answer: AMBULANCE ************************************************** You take me in your mouth in the morning You need to spit, not swallow You can smell me on your breath afterwards. Answer: MOUTHWASH ************************************************** I'm big and smelly You put things in my rear I have to stand erect to deliver my load. Answer: DUMP TRUCK ************************************************** I hang below the waist. I often have a split in the middle When you get me off, you often drop me. Answer: SKIRT ************************************************** I like to have a warm hand on my entrance I do it on my own in front of other people A sense of humor is the important thing. Answer: COMEDIAN ************************************************** I am long and hard and I point upwards. You put your hands on me and go up and down. I need to be slippery for you to go down on me. Answer: BANISTER ************************************************** If you have me, you must have exposed yourself. If you don't use protection, it could be painful. If you’re naked, its all over. Answer: SUNBURN ************************************************** When you're going down, you need me You'll scream when you want me to come. I'll pull you. Answer: LIFE GUARD ************************************************** If you're wrong, you might have to eat me. I go well with a little head. I'll give you some protection. Answer: HAT ************************************************** All day long, it's in and out, in and out I get high twice a day I'm always coming on the beach Answer: TIDE ************************************************** I can be a roll with your honey I can be a hot sausage I can be juicy ripe melons Answer: BREAKFAST ************************************************** I usually come at night I want to get my hands on your family jewels I'm an expert with snatches. Answer: BURGLAR ************************************************** You pull me off to use me You use me once then throw me away I get too sloppy to be used a second time. Answer: TISSUE or PAPER TOWEL ************************************************** You have to get me hot and wet to make me When you stick something in me, I jiggle You eat me, even if I am not completely hard. Answer: JELLY or JELLO ************************************************** You can fit a whole cucumber in me I make things really juicy Its dangerous to stick a finger in me Answer: JUICER or BLENDER ************************************************** Chicks get laid here. A cock will always want to get inside me. Fox's scare me. Answer: CHICKEN COOP ************************************************** I'm long and pointed and I hang down I'm hard and cold. If it gets too hot, I'll drip all over you. Answer: ICICLE **************************************************