3 clues, What am I talking about?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Donski, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. Donski

    Donski Member

    Get your mind out of the gutter for this one.
    Read the three clues and guess what I’m talking about.
    Answers are in white, Highlight them to read.
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    By feeling the head, you can tell if I am up.
    It’s only a matter of time before I go down
    You'll feel better when I go down.
    Answer: FEVER
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    I'm a stick that comes in a box
    When you use me, you get white stuff on your fingers.
    Pressing too hard on my tip, makes me squeak.
    Answer: CHALK
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    I'm round and hairy
    You can suck a white milky fluid from me
    I grow in a palm
    Answer: COCONUT
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    I'm long and sticky
    I'm really creamy
    If you stick me inside you, you may get fat.
    Answer: CHOCOLATE ECLAIR
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    After you screw me, I'm ready to swing
    I need a rod inside me to work
    If you grease me, it's easier to slam me.
    Answer: DOOR HINGE
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    I'm long, round and black
    I respond to you blowing me
    You'll need to use your fingers to get the best out of me
    Answer: CLARINET
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    I'm used to help erections.
    Sometimes big balls hang from me.
    I swing.
    Answer: CRANE
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    I'm long and hard
    I can go down for long periods
    I'm full of semen.
    Answer: SUBMARINE
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    The more you play with me, the harder I get.
    I come in different colors
    You can twist me into hundreds of positions.
    Answer: RUBIK’S CUBE
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    You hang on to a stiff pole when you are on me
    When you ride me, you go up and down
    After we have finished, you get off
    Answer: CAROUSEL
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    I'm a large erection
    Coming inside me will keep you safe
    When you pull out, it’s time to pay.
    Answer: PARKING GARAGE
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    If you press my button, you'll turn me on.
    Your mother warned you that if you abuse me, you'd go blind.
    You like to look at me.
    Answer: TV
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    No one wants to come inside me
    When you want me to come, you want me to come very quickly
    When I do come, I am very noisy.
    Answer: AMBULANCE
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    You take me in your mouth in the morning
    You need to spit, not swallow
    You can smell me on your breath afterwards.
    Answer: MOUTHWASH
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    I'm big and smelly

    You put things in my rear
    I have to stand erect to deliver my load.
    Answer: DUMP TRUCK
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    I hang below the waist.
    I often have a split in the middle
    When you get me off, you often drop me.
    Answer: SKIRT
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    I like to have a warm hand on my entrance
    I do it on my own in front of other people
    A sense of humor is the important thing.
    Answer: COMEDIAN
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    I am long and hard and I point upwards.
    You put your hands on me and go up and down.
    I need to be slippery for you to go down on me.
    Answer: BANISTER
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    If you have me, you must have exposed yourself.

    If you don't use protection, it could be painful.
    If you’re naked, its all over.
    Answer: SUNBURN
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    When you're going down, you need me
    You'll scream when you want me to come.
    I'll pull you.
    Answer: LIFE GUARD
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    If you're wrong, you might have to eat me.
    I go well with a little head.
    I'll give you some protection.
    Answer: HAT
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    All day long, it's in and out, in and out
    I get high twice a day
    I'm always coming on the beach
    Answer: TIDE
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    I can be a roll with your honey
    I can be a hot sausage
    I can be juicy ripe melons
    Answer: BREAKFAST
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    I usually come at night

    I want to get my hands on your family jewels
    I'm an expert with snatches.
    Answer: BURGLAR
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    You pull me off to use me
    You use me once then throw me away
    I get too sloppy to be used a second time.
    Answer: TISSUE or PAPER TOWEL
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    You have to get me hot and wet to make me
    When you stick something in me, I jiggle
    You eat me, even if I am not completely hard.
    Answer: JELLY or JELLO
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    You can fit a whole cucumber in me
    I make things really juicy
    Its dangerous to stick a finger in me
    Answer: JUICER or BLENDER
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    Chicks get laid here.
    A cock will always want to get inside me.
    Fox's scare me.
    Answer: CHICKEN COOP
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    I'm long and pointed and I hang down
    I'm hard and cold.
    If it gets too hot, I'll drip all over you.
    Answer: ICICLE
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  2. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

    haha those were great. I got like 5 of them without looking =D
     

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