20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

(i lso posted ths in humor)


20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The
Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

U decide, what do u think?

 

#6 made me giggle even though I've seen all those a million times. Still funny stuff though.

 

20. stare at people and when they look at you look away quickly then keep doing it over and over.
those were hilarious by the way thx for some ideas hahaha

 

Ha ha ha... those really gave me a good laugh. I'm hoping everyone puts in a good one for number 20... it would be grand.

20. When at the movie theater throw random objects (funniest if using unused tampons) into the crowd without being spotted listen to the complaints and join in complaining about someone throwing things.

 

20. Play a tape of carrot-sounds and ask someone to call the vegetarian exterminator.

 

My little sister just sent me this via email the other day!

 

Ah yes... Freud himself used to say that there is no such thing as a purely normal person... differences of degree between normal and un-normal havevery blurry boundaries...

 

Haha i might try that sometime!!!!! lol