2 things good looking women need to do everyday.

Be naked constantly and be in the kitchen making us men sammiches.

 

So... You are a troll.

 

Its the trouf.

We bring home the bacon. They cook it and put it in our sammiches. I am all for equal rights. And if men can be naked and make sammiches in the kitchen for the women then women should do the same. Am I rite?

 

lets burn it..


.. .

 

Burning things is not a nice thing to do.

 

Obviously you have never tried to cook bacon naked...

 

Actually I have... and I learned the hard way by having grease meteors hit my wiener. Then I bought a screen for my pans..

 

Most likely the only time we will agree

 

I tried to make pancakes naked once. I have a scar from that day.

ahahaha.

 

if at first you don't succeed, try try again :sunny:

 

i tried to make my pancakes get naked, but they started crying rape.

 

You are off your game, man.... You okay?

 

who, me? i think i just got old.

 

well, if you had made them thin with something other than wheat flour, they might have been ryeing crepe

 

Well if you're old I must be dead.

 

Shouldnt that be crying crepe



OMG! Undies is back, yay ( we all postulated that you left us for a month cos you were getting some action, but now you are bored with her I see and back to one liners on internet forums)

 

i will go ahead and let you continue to believe that.