2 line poem challenge

he took a guzzle and gazed longingly at her giant cans
and thought to ask her if she'd made any evening plans

The old dog watched the young pup play...

 

The old dog watched the young pup play
The old dog thought to himself damn that dog is gay.

roses are red violets are blue...

 

Roses are red violets are blue...
give me a reason not to kill you.

I looked at him with madness in my eye....

 

I looked at him with madness in my eye....
he has eaten my chocolate pie

I never really believed in these stories...

 

I never really believed in these stories...
of unicorn dragons eating jello or bees

the band played on as the bar went up in flames

 

the band played on as the bar went up in flames
and watched in horror as the crowd exploded

The sky was all bright with twinkling lights

 

The sky was all bright with twinkling lights
the visions of sparkles filling my sights.

To fly like a bird so high and carefree....

 

To fly like a bird so high and carefree....
i would rather smoke doobs and sip some rare tea


every village needs a 'drunk'

 

Every village needs a drunk
to lay his head in the pub's spare bunk (not taking the bait)

I floated gently over the hill

 

I floated gently over the hill
with the sound of music feeling my ears

The feel of his lips on my skin

 

The feel of his lips on my skin...
I feel the scratching of his unshaven chin

Her eyes open wide as she sees the clock

 

Her eyes open wide as she sees the clock
her mouth wide open as she prepares to talk


never seen before,never seen again

 

never seen before, never seen again
that's what happen when you've been drinkin'

The sound of surf and white sandy beaches

 

The sound of surf and white sandy beaches
Better than mosquitoes and bloody leaches.

Once started you can never stop...

 

once started you can never stop
carefull tho-it might just pop

it never seemed fair to judge them like that

 

it never seemed fair to judge them like that
but i cant be in public with a girl who is fat


i just dont get the youth of today

 

i just dont get the youth of today
they all seem to vote the democrat way.


it seem you are all blind to who is behind it..

 

it all seems you are all blind to who is behind it
it must be the dirty liberals,so look and you will find it

I just can't stand to see it happen

 

I just can't stand to see it happen
All the ass-kickin' and bitch-slappin'

Over and over I've tried to explain...

 

over and over I've tried to explain
why my balls are so huge,like the wheels of a train

she took him to dinner and then to her house