2 Lies & 1 Fact

HA! wish i could say the same for my luggage =P

 

1) have an 11 inch dick
2) danced in the rain during katrina
3) is really a pirate

 

i bet you spotted wrong

 

nope

#3 is true.

you guys suck, i win

 

I've smoked hash and never "tripped, so I'm going with the mcD's play place

 

That's not even fair. Are they inlaws?

 

right

1.fucked a minister
2. like skinny guys
3 fucked a real pirate

 

#1?

Here's me again...

LIBERTINE

1) I have taken LSD over 100 times
2) I have never smoked pot
3) I have butt-fucked my sister-in-law twice

 

Judging my your nature I'm going with number three on this one

 

C'mon now. I've done almost every drug I've ever heard of. That was too simple.

 

Ate cherry chapstick off your naked sister.

 

I'm willing to bet your favorite ninja turtle was donatello....... you don't strike me as the kid to eat chapstick either, so I'm going with #2.

1. once had a small piece of plastic lodged in my nose for about 5 years
2. I've been with more than one girl at the same time
3. I once picked up a girl from the bar only to find out she had a penis

 

HA HA...sorry. Not this time.

#1. From '92 to late '96...I had over 100 hits of acid and COULD have had more if I'd wanted it. I do regret that this was before I really knew or got into Tim Leary. I wish I'd learned to use it properly instead of "abusing" it.

I could probably find it now if I really tried, but I figure I'll just stick with margaritas and herb.

 

#3??...

 

nope #1.

 

the answer was #1, and no, I haven't. My ex always wanted to, but it seems like too much work for what it's worth

 

THIS CHICK IS REALLY...

1) Some girl I copied and pasted on to this site
2) Mrs. Libertine
3) My sister-in-law

 

1. I had sex with Indescribability when we met
2. I’m a masochist
3. I’m a snobby bitch

 

if that's miss libertine you are one lucky motherfucker