2 Lies & 1 Fact

this thread has been resurrected, boobed up, and all kinds of crazy.

 

Hey there... are you trying to say I'm not awesome. :toetap05:

 

I started smoking pot when i was 9

When in high school everyone was way cool to me

my mother gave me an encyclipedia when i was 3 and told me to read all the cute stories inside.

 

Haha, Dragonfly, I have to pull the second one out because none of us were cool enough in high school to be accepted.

 

Hahahaha, oh wait, I totally have this shit backwarded up. I thought it was 2 truths. Bahahaha.

 

the second one is a lie, so is the third, i really started smoking weed when i was nine and haven't quit since, some breaks here and there but never quit, and probably never will i'll just find a way around it like i always do

 

You should share...we haven't had any besides what our friend has brought over to smoke in days...and I'm fiending...real bad.

 

aren' u in texas or something, virginia is like waaayyy too far of a drive just to go smoke some pot, not that i haven't driven lengthy periods to go get stoned but i didn't have a job then, so i guess what i'm saying is that if i was a broke hippie that didn't have a baby to support i'd be on that shit, but resposibilities have come upon me. sorry dude

 

E-mail it to me, man. We live in the 21st century.

 

using email would be an injustice, better use a fax machine, that way it'll be nice and compressed for ya...lol

 

Dragonfly: I'm guessing that the first is the right one?

Me:
* When I was a baby an old biker bloke used to baby sit me in a pub where my mum worked

* I've created a formula that will render me invisible to the naked eye

* I have watched over 200 dvd's in the past two months.

 

NR i'd say the thrid one, if not then the first one, but the 3rd is my first choice

 

It's the first one

 

k, heres mine


#1 i have 6 toes on 1 foot
#2 i am not really a 15 year old from london on
#3 i have a pet bunny and a pet cat who love and groom each other

 

Well, that's easy, numbah three is tha trueness.

Here's some for me

1. I think my cat and dog are screwing, but have no real proof
2. I'm a well-traveled individual
3. I know a lot of Asian-Americans

 

I have to say the first one, not because i think it is defiantley true, but because i want it to be

 

It is true, lol. And it cracks me the fuck up and I'm not sure what to do. Interfere...not interfere...I mean, fuck, if they are both getting laid and happy and no babies can come of it, why should I stop them?

 

I used to have a clown for a babysitter

I used to run around naked when I was two

I am afraid of clowns.

 

Leave a hidden camera, then play it back to them on your computer so they know you know

Or post it on youtube

 

I lived next door to a pedophile until I was four.

I've never seen a marsupial

I don't know what the difference between a pteranadon and a pterodactyl is.