At the onset of the Gulf War - rather, in the days before the Gulf War, the early days of January 1991, when the "line in the sand" had been drawn, and the world waited tensely to see whether Saddam Hussein would withdraw his troops from Kuwait by the U.N. imposed deadline, Italian parliament member (and former porn starlet) Illona Staller stepped forth and made the world an ultimatum: she offered that if war could thus be averted and international tensions relieved, she'd be willing to travel to Baghdad and deliver unto Saddam Hussein the most mind-boggling fuck of his life, a sexual act of such potentcy as to be worthy of global political ramification. It seemed a reasonable offer, worth a shot. Why not? As the leaders of the world convened and debated, went through their motions of "doing everything in their power" to avert bloodshed, why wasn't the Staller peace plan at least tried? It;s not like it would have cost a lot of money or taken an inordinate amount of time. The answer is, of course, simple: because if Staller's proposition had worked, if war had been averted and the lives of thousands saved, if generations of people were spared the burden of enacting revenge and suffering bitter reciprocation by the sheer power of Staller's sexual congress, the basic tenets of human history and civilization would be called into question. No, more than called into question: it would be necessary to concede, at that point, that grievous errors had been made. It would be a revelatory an awakening for humanity as a monkey realizing that all that time, he could have been foregoing the big fight and leaving the lady monkeys love notes.
'Make love [or rape] not war' ..mmm catchy. After he had fucked her then killed her.. i am sure he would have had then thought mmmm who is next, i like chinese women.. send over a chinese woman.
Yes i did...and i even looked it up further http://homes.cerias.purdue.edu/~spaf/Yucks/V0/msg00003.html I was being sarcastic as i do not think the charms of one woman would have cut any ice with him.. If it did , he would not [imho] suddenly sign a peace treaty...he might just wish for more [and i certainly would not put it past him to kill her]. He might even consider it all highly offensive .
whaddya know... Bin Laden Offered Sex In Exchange For Peace April 12, 2006 10:58 a.m. EST Mary K. Brunskill - All Headline News Contributor Bucharest, Romania (AHN) - The most famous porn star in Italy, Cicciolina, is willing to trade sex with Osama Bin Laden for peace, according to a report from the AP. The porn queen, 55, reportedly stated that it is somebody should do something to pacify the terrorist, claiming that she may be the right woman to make the effort. At an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolia said, "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it...I am ready to make a deal. He can have me in exchange for his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims. She allegedly offered herself to Saddam in the 1990s if he would give up his Iraq dictatorship. Cicciolina said that if Saddam had agreed to her offer "who knows what might have happened." The socially conscious porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, hopes Bin Laden will learn from Saddam Hussein’s mistake.
