18th Bday Checklist

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Mui, May 21, 2004.

  1. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    1. Buy cigarettes for an underage friend
    2. Go to a porno store
    3. Smoke lots of reefer

    Hmm... what am I missing?

    4. sign up to be drafted? ..

    scratch that... hell naw.
  2. makno

    makno Senior Member

    firearms , buy copious ammounts ... and cases of ammo!
  3. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    great idea!!!

    I also must demand birthday sex from every girl i know!
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    LMAO! Mui thanks for the laugh.
  5. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    birthday sex?
  6. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    One of my friends demanded birthday sex once, that's why I find it funny. It just brought back some old memories.
  7. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    I was asking...

    i guess thats a no :(

    But watch, it'll work for me today too... W00t for birthday sex.
  8. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    **edit** happy birthday

  9. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    heres two more...
    get a tattoo
    an get a few peircings..
  10. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    go to vegas and lose all your money gambling, go to new orleans and drink alcohol it is legal there at 18 right?????????????????????????????????
  11. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    i need to find a strip club w/ no alcohol
  12. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    I'm not sure how far you are from Illinois, but if you ever get down here, Diamond's is my favoriate strip place in Northern Illinois. It's 18+ to get in, and BYOB if you're over 21. The club is in West Chicago; their site has directions.

  13. sweet_mama

    sweet_mama Member

    Hit a strip club, baby! My old friend Tiff took me to one on my 18th... Good times.
  14. makno

    makno Senior Member

    mail yourself to colombia and join up with .................................................... .FUERSAS ..ARMADAS..REVOLUTIONARIO.. de.COLOMBIA.... + KILL A PIG FOR ME!
  15. xaosflux

    xaosflux Sysop Lifetime Supporter

    Gotta be 21 in vegas...

    But in most other places..Go Buy LOTTERY tickets!

    Run for public office in your town :p

    Move out!
  16. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    good luck with that... :p
  17. Sunnie

    Sunnie Jes-Jes

    It's my 18th birthday June 2nd. I'm going to the bar that wednesday night. Then that friday I'm going to an after hours club and I'm going to get real fucked on E and dance the night away. I plan to make it to the bar saturday night, but I don't know if I'll be in good enough shape....
  18. oh man.. and if theres an asshole president, Vote him off of office!
  19. makno

    makno Senior Member

    unfortunatly you cant just vote an asshole out! you must vote in another...so why bother....ive never voted,,,,....if its degrading to be ruled over....how much more humiliating to choose your masters!

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