128 Year Old Argentinian Man Claims He Is Hitler

https://sputniknews.com/latam/201706201054798602-argentina-hitler-nazi-treasure/?utm_source=farkexchange

 

sputniknews... sounds reputable.

 

Laughing* did you read the article?

Here are more papers that did an article on this.

metro - U.K.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/29/adolf-hitler-is-not-a-128-year-old-man-living-in-argentina-6743150/

The daily star - UK
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/626025/adolf-hitler-alive-argentina-man-herman-gunthenberg-nazi-leader-south-america

World new daily
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/

 

What made you go with Sputnik lol.

After he shot himself he was thrown into a small ditch and attempted to be cremated with petrol but being so cold it didn't really work. They burned the rest of him outside a cathedral in Magdeburg. Without a proper burial, his remains and ashes were flushed down the toilet which filtered out into the Elbe. The Elbe is a major river system in Central Europe. The idea was with the snaking water, his ashes would never be at rest.



Of course, since the original cremation was so rushed due to Ruski advances, I believe even a museum in Russia claims to have, or claimed to have, at one point, Hitler's jawbone.

Argentina was a supposed safe haven, as was Ireland & France. Many SS officers would escape to Ireland after the war to start life again or to wait over war trials.

Some would return to home to bare families and have beautiful grandchildren. These were not war criminals.

Additionally the French Army actively enlisted former SS soldiers as recruitment and for escaping officers. When the French started intervening in Vietnam, many of their soldiers were ex German soldiers and SS men. The French said their fighting capabilities were astounding but unfortunately, they never experienced jungle warefare before and many were killed due to this nature.

There is a fantastic book about a squadron of ex SS men fighting for the French in Vietnam. It talks about how they fled to France and were accepted into their armed forces etc.

 

Abraham Lincoln is 208, and living in Mosul

 

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He really fits in there with his beard

 

BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



128 years old.....LOL
When you consider all the medical issues Hitler had; horrible digestive problems, Parkinsons, addicted to methamphetamine, etc,etc,
it is very doubtful he would have lived another 20 years let alone 70.

looks as if we have yet another "scholar" among the ranks at Hip....yippee!!
I needed to laugh about sumtin' this morning...

 

Yup... that's suitable punishment..

If this is dementia, it's bloody sad.

 

i vote we hang him

dont care if he is hitler or not...just hang him for being so stupid

 

...and is the secret ISIS commander...

 

And Tupac too.

 

Reminds me of a crazy lady I once knew. Who was a regular at a job I once worked.

She was dead serious that Jim Morrison was living in the mountains of southern Oregon. And that she has seen and talked to him. She went on and on about how he was living a low profile life to escape the craziness of stardom. And faked his death to live a quiet life.

 

The timing is priceless. I have a neighbor who is into all sorts of conspiracy theories. He's one of these people who hang out on their front porch all day and when he sees you walking to your car or something, you're roped into a conversation. Nice guy and all, don't get me wrong, but just one of those people who just can't not talk. Constantly. About only things that interest him.

Anyway, I had to listen to how there is a secret Nazi base in Antartica where they have Hitler cryogenically frozen. So, there's that...

 

He used to do drugs, yet he lived 128 years?

 

????
not sure I get your implication.
Everyone does drugs to one degree or another.
Albert Hoffman lived to 102 and used LSD throughout his life.
It is much more the drugs that one uses. Hitler was essentially addicted to methamphetamine by the end of WWII, but I think the Parkinson's would have done him in more than anything else.

 

Hitler used to do crystal meth, one of the most destructive drugs, premature ageing being one of its side effects.
If that does not shorten your life, i don't know what does.

 

It has also be discussed and wondered if Hitler had syphilis. That would have explained his less than reasonable thought processes.

 

There are many cases of a random old person claiming to be a famous person from the past. Maybe they just want their 15 minutes of fame. Maybe they have some sort of mental deterioration that causes them to believe what they say.

There was a very large movement to protect Hitler and the Nazi ideals post WW2 however and a lot of those people did go to South America. It was the only place on Earth they could blend in and be safe. No one was looking for Nazis there.

People like to think that the allies got to Berlin and everyone just gave all that up. No, of course not Hitler was a god, a savior to his people. For every German who did not like them there were several who believed that they could still push the allies out. The man they found in Hitler's bunker that history books claim was him was his double. Dental records confirmed it. The Soviets knew this soon after the found the body but were reluctant to admit it. To do so would bring shame and embarrassment. Stalin did not want to make such a claim and admit to the other allies it was wrong.

Don't you think it is believable there would be an effort to secure the safety of Hitler? He is not going to be alone in a bunker. He will be surrounded by loyal men who are getting him out of Berlin. Would Americans just leave the president to die in a bunker even if the Russians had conquered Washington? Probably not, more likely there would be Marines getting him onto Air Force one as soon as possible. The president being alive means the war is not over. The moral and confidence that comes from his life are important.

So I believe Hitler probably did escape to some far off place but that he died long ago. He was never able to start a new movement. Some would say he even left the planet via the Nazi space program which was pretty advanced. But I see more evidence for a small Asian or South American village where his money could buy a lavish lifestyle and people really had no idea who he was.

 

the shit you come up with is pretty far fetched.....
maybe you should actually research stuff rather than going by your own imagination

 

No, what is known as "crystal meth" today didn't exist until decades later. He was injected many times daily by his doctor with a concoction that contained methamphetamine along with other drugs and some weird shit.
British docs analyzed some of it they confiscated.
it is also suspected very strongly that he had Parkinson's and that would have killed him long, long ago.