1001 Useless Jobs

Person who divides sweet and sour flavors

 

UFO mechanic

 

Vampire orthodontist

 

747 Crash test dummy

 

A cloud softness analyzer.

 

coat tail groomer

 

Sadly this is the truest item on the list!

 

Bumfluff parting-comber

 

winter tire salesman in Libya

 

Lion groomer (I know that's weak, but I can't think of shit right now)

 

internet grammar coach

 

Might actually improve traction on those shifty sand dunes!

 

i sold a car once to a libyan who was exporting them from canada to there for resale....he said the snowtires will have to come off when it gets there because theyre way too soft for the heat

he also said he didnt care because new tires are dirt cheap there...and the labor for repairs was basically slave wage

 

Ah!

Yeah.. nasty

 

sometimes i wonder if it was used in a car bombing yet

 

I shouldn't.. but i lolled :-D

 

Sand grain counter

 

Grocery Bagger.

Bag your own stuff.
Can't bag it all? Well then you got too much shit.

 

Beach Volleyball Sandgrain Arranger

 

'Red Ones' counter in a busy children's ball pit.