1001 new olympic sports

name 1001 non-olympic games that should be





foosball

 

lol awesome game man.

well, they've been talking about it, american football. but c'mon we'd crush every other country in the world everytime. that's why the old or players that dont get picked up in the nfl go to like canada or europe.

 

table setting

 

boobing for apples..

 

water ring toss

 

shopping

 

Parallel Parking while blindfolded..

 

riding a scooter in no particular direction

 

an amateur colonoscopy competition

 

surfing

 

wedging

 

TV watching

 

naked kartwheels

 

choking yourself in a bow flex machine

 

Yo-Yo tricks (or is that already an Olympic sport?)

 

weightlifting (special new class requiring competitors to lift weights using only their scrotum and two olympic approved regulation size elastics)

 

Cowpie basketball.

 

Keg standing

Tetherball

 

Olympic fly watching

 

Competitive Flossing.