10 ways to be generous

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Orsino, May 29, 2004.

  1. Orsino

    Orsino Member

    Donate a carton of Gummi Bears to the American Diabetes Association.

    Fill up a Police Benevolence Association clothing drop-off box with vintage Nazi military uniforms.

    Start an emergency medicine clinic that that requests no compensation other than a nude photo of the patient's child.

    Set up a starving village in Zimbabwe with a lifetime of discounted cable TV access.

    Turn a four-star restaurant into a soup kitchen for the homeless, retaining both the quality of the food and the dress code.

    Initiate your own volunteer campaign to improve AARP membership rates by contacting insecure middle-aged women.

    Hand out free hot coffee to marathon runners.

    Give away free breast implant surgery to the woman most willing to publicly degrade herself.

    Send a complimentary Playboy subscription to the head office of the National Organization for Women for the lobby/waiting room.

    Donate a signed blank check to charity. Laugh at them when they fill in the amount, telling them that you would have given them much more.
  2. kier

    kier I R Baboon


    i found that insulting/nasty/vulgar/etc....what's happening dude?

    you always seemed so nice and stuff, is something going on?
  3. Orsino

    Orsino Member

    Funny, I didn't write it, but I found it on the internet and thought it was funny in a bad way, but... still.. I couldn't help from laughing. People need to learn to be not so uptight sometimes. Yes, yes, yes.. we're all nice, but you can't take everything (even ourselves) seriously sometimes. :D
  4. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

    Heh heh. Funny. You gots a great sence of humor. Morbid, but great.
  5. NotALabel

    NotALabel Member

    Hahahhahahaha....Man, you find some funny stuff. Whered'you get it all?
  6. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

    *rolls eyes* Another great and meaning post! Yeah... that's just... great...

    Kier's right.... what the hell happened to you?
  7. Orsino

    Orsino Member

    I found religion. :D
  8. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    bit sad really...
  9. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    That's really funny. I hate you if you think otherwise. And my opinion means a hell of a lot around here! :(

  10. SunFree

    SunFree Member

    Oh come on, it's not like he actually DID it.

    It's irony, people, irony.
  11. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

    I still found it really mean and insulting.
  12. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    That's because you're 14 and you're not jaded yet.
  13. RxHEAD

    RxHEAD Member

    I must admit, I laughed! I laughed more than once! Guess it is that damn open mind of mine! Understand the opinions of the opposition. Just being honest I laughed.
  14. Orsino

    Orsino Member

    And remember children, JEHOVAH LOVES YOU!!!!!

    :D :D :D
  15. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    or maybe it's because she is actualy nice?
  16. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Shutup and quit taking things so seriously... :rolleyes:
  17. SunFree

    SunFree Member

    Kier and Flowerchild, my dears,

    I'd just like to say that while I apparently disagree with you here, I think it's okay to say these kinds of things as a joke, in an ironic/sarcastic/amusing way, I must admit I really admire you both. You're obviously idealist people, who truly try and live all the time what you think will better the world; being positive and friendly and kind in all circumstances, with no exceptions. Plus, you have the guts to stand up for yourselves when people are disagreeing with you. So, way to stick to your guns...haha, not the most fitting idiom, but you get the point. :)
  18. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

    I'm with Kier and Flowerchild

    Hey I found religion too, Buddhism. Now I no longer give a rats ass what you say because everything is ultimatly meaningless.

  19. Orsino

    Orsino Member

    lol... me too. (was joking about the jahovah thing but I assume everyone knew that)
  20. borut16

    borut16 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Yes, we know you were joking, but what if I were a Jehova's Witness*, what if I took it serious?

    Seriouslly, jokes of that kind CAN lead to worse stuff.
    Jokes can lead to reality, so I'm with Kier and Sarah on that subject.



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