10 ways to be generous

Donate a carton of Gummi Bears to the American Diabetes Association.

Fill up a Police Benevolence Association clothing drop-off box with vintage Nazi military uniforms.

Start an emergency medicine clinic that that requests no compensation other than a nude photo of the patient's child.

Set up a starving village in Zimbabwe with a lifetime of discounted cable TV access.

Turn a four-star restaurant into a soup kitchen for the homeless, retaining both the quality of the food and the dress code.

Initiate your own volunteer campaign to improve AARP membership rates by contacting insecure middle-aged women.

Hand out free hot coffee to marathon runners.

Give away free breast implant surgery to the woman most willing to publicly degrade herself.

Send a complimentary Playboy subscription to the head office of the National Organization for Women for the lobby/waiting room.

Donate a signed blank check to charity. Laugh at them when they fill in the amount, telling them that you would have given them much more.

 

errrrr.....

i found that insulting/nasty/vulgar/etc....what's happening dude?

you always seemed so nice and stuff, is something going on?

 

Funny, I didn't write it, but I found it on the internet and thought it was funny in a bad way, but... still.. I couldn't help from laughing. People need to learn to be not so uptight sometimes. Yes, yes, yes.. we're all nice, but you can't take everything (even ourselves) seriously sometimes.

 

Heh heh. Funny. You gots a great sence of humor. Morbid, but great.

 

Hahahhahahaha....Man, you find some funny stuff. Whered'you get it all?

 

*rolls eyes* Another great and meaning post! Yeah... that's just... great...

Kier's right.... what the hell happened to you?

 

I found religion.

 

bit sad really...

 

That's really funny. I hate you if you think otherwise. And my opinion means a hell of a lot around here!

 

Oh come on, it's not like he actually DID it.

It's irony, people, irony.

 

I still found it really mean and insulting.

 

That's because you're 14 and you're not jaded yet.

 

I must admit, I laughed! I laughed more than once! Guess it is that damn open mind of mine! Understand the opinions of the opposition. Just being honest I laughed.

 

And remember children, JEHOVAH LOVES YOU!!!!!

 

or maybe it's because she is actualy nice?

 

Shutup and quit taking things so seriously...

 

Kier and Flowerchild, my dears,

I'd just like to say that while I apparently disagree with you here, I think it's okay to say these kinds of things as a joke, in an ironic/sarcastic/amusing way, I must admit I really admire you both. You're obviously idealist people, who truly try and live all the time what you think will better the world; being positive and friendly and kind in all circumstances, with no exceptions. Plus, you have the guts to stand up for yourselves when people are disagreeing with you. So, way to stick to your guns...haha, not the most fitting idiom, but you get the point.

 

I'm with Kier and Flowerchild

Hey I found religion too, Buddhism. Now I no longer give a rats ass what you say because everything is ultimatly meaningless.

TTFN
Sage

 

lol... me too. (was joking about the jahovah thing but I assume everyone knew that)

 

Yes, we know you were joking, but what if I were a Jehova's Witness*, what if I took it serious?

Seriouslly, jokes of that kind CAN lead to worse stuff.
Jokes can lead to reality, so I'm with Kier and Sarah on that subject.

Love,
Borut

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