10 Stoner Commandments

1. Though shall have no other drug before me
2. Thou shalt not triple-puff pass
3. Thou shalt provide pitch when toking
4. Thou shalt not be a crackhead
5. Thou shalt respect thy dealer
6. Thou shalt not front for over a week
7. Thou shalt not be stingy
8. Thou shalt not waste beautiful bud
9. Thou shalt not salivate the joint or ******lip
10. Thou shalt not panic while high. Thou shalt Relax

Source: 10 Stoner Commandments | ~Welcome to Tha New Shiat- Lazy-Mans Heaven~

 

1. Thou shalt not follow any commandments presented upon thou, and shall therefor think whatever the hell you want and be free of the boundaries presented to you by conforming rules.

 

I like Bliss's.

 

thou shalt type shite while stoned

 

I see how this whole scenario plays out...

Kevin: "man.. I hate all these rules the government has.. oppressors!" *puff puff pass*
Dude: "yeah man..." *puff puff puff pass*

Kevin:

"YOU BROKE THE 2ND STONER COMMANDMENT!!"

Dude: "stfu pussy" *puff puff puff puff puff puff puff* "bye"

 

^lol
thou shall not smoke moldy weed under any circumstance

 

thou shall stfu*

 

lol I love the government, he lets people smoke on his hill.

 

This is off topic but I thought I would throw the info out anyway. There is a huge batch of moldy reg going around recently. Now luckily I don't smoke reg, but if any of you do, be careful to closely inspect your bud (as you should always do anyway, cuz its beautiful and likes to know that it makes you cum in your pants)(yes i'm a lil stoned myself at the moment)
Smoking mold is no bueno